Hammy End loos

[Southcoastffc]

I recently contacted the Fulham Fans Advisory Board to ask if they had raised the inadequacy of the Hammy End toilets with the club.  This is FABs response:

Thanks for getting in touch with the FAB. The state of the loos in the Hammersmith End is a constant conversation point for us, both in terms of space and hygiene. I meet with Club supporter reps most weeks and we talk about how appalling they are. After the last formal FAB meeting with the Club (19 Jan) we raised the point that they might not understand how poor some aspects of the matchday experience are. As a result the Club appointed some 'mystery shoppers' at the Brighton game. Those who covered the Hammersmith End reported being traumatised by the toilet situation. So they know. 

The question is what they will do about it. There seems to be a plan, not yet shared with us, to increase the capacity of the toilet facilities. Obviously that will require time and investment in a very space-constrained area. In the meantime, I expect the Club to develop a plan to improve hygiene. I also currently don't know what that is, but I will keep pushing them on it.

We really appreciate you getting in touch on this as the more supporters who raise the issue the easier it is for us to keep it on the agenda. I will share the content of your message with the Club for that purpose. 

Best

David Claridge
FAB Chairs

(So, the more who get in touch with the club or FST or FAB the better)

[SP]

FFC have registered a few football firsts over the years, maybe we'll be the first club to appoint a toilet attendant?

[alfie]

FFC have registered a few of football's firsts over the years, maybe we'll be the first club to appoint a toilet attendant?

Ahh I was a toilet monitor at school, of course nowadays you would be called a pervert.

[KentFulham]

A Hammy End Mystery Shopper for the bogs, blimey. Dare I ask what preparation is needed to ensure the cubicles get a good test drive?

[Andy S]

Most of us try to avoid using them at all costs however should you have had a few drinks prior to arriving there is no option. My advice to the club is to try and purchase some land at the rear of Hammersmith end and build some decent toilets to facilitate the size crowd we get these days. The toilets wer3n5 good enough when the crowd was 3,000

[3rdgenfan]

A Hammy End Mystery Shopper for the bogs, blimey. Dare I ask what preparation is needed to ensure the cubicles get a good test drive?

Preparation H presumably

[Southcoastffc]

I have young grandchildren who often attend games, watching from the HE.  The loos are nothing short of disgraceful.

[Mickeyboro]

If you had someone stopping people coming in through the out door that would be a small improvement. But the floor was awash yesterday...

[hopper]

Why did they need to employ a mystery shopper rather than listen to hundreds of fan testimonies over many years, or simply go for themselves.

Very odd.

[Woolly Mammoth]

I noticed when I was leaving the ground last night.
The Hammy End toilets were infested with a profusion of Dung Beatles rolling their own personal ball of Dung.

[BestOfBrede]

Some men are just pigs and think it's fine to piss on the floor, rather than wait for a space, and others who get a space and for some weird reason aim their piss up, down, left right and splash other fans!
Complete morons who think they are cool!

Why would the club spend money on these animals?

[FFC007]

It's gonna take one person to slip over and crack their head open in those bogs before anything is done.

They are disgraceful and quite frankly have been so for many a year.

Seeing 💩 on the floor was the last memory of me using those bogs. Never again.

[sunburywhite]

They investigated them but found they had nothing to go on

[FFC007]

They investigated them but found they had nothing to go on

They probably took one step in the loos and thought sod it we aren't going in any further and declared them safe.

[iansthailand]

Maybe force Ali Mac and the rest of the board use them until they are improved. I think the pace of rebuilding  would soon increase.

[H4usuallysitting]

Couldn't the club do a deal with the flat owners behind the Hammersmith end....we could use their carsey's

[H4usuallysitting]

On a more serious note...in the close season, they could literally knock them down and crane in pre built modular bog's that almost just stitch together

[SP]

On a more serious note...in the close season, they could literally knock them down and crane in pre built modular bog's that almost just stitch together

Yes, that works well at Twickenham.

[iansthailand]

On a more serious note...in the close season, they could literally knock them down and crane in pre built modular bog's that almost just stitch together

Yes, that works well at Twickenham.

But they've got odd shaped balls!

[H4usuallysitting]

Crikey.... I'm getting serious.....the club could even make money out of new modular bog's....people might even pay for a brick (on the outside) with their name on it..... something like...H4 dumped here