Hammy End loos

[FFC007]

Crikey.... I'm getting serious.....the club could even make money out of new modular bog's....people might even pay for a brick (on the outside) with their name on it..... something like...H4 dumped here

Sponsored bog roll too?

[_Putney_]

Hi everyone,

I'm sandwich grosgrain, and me is running a survey on Dylan shoes. Please get back to me

[SP]

A random thought but I wonder if they offered the Secret Shoppers any counselling for what they witnessed?

[FFC007]

A random thought but I wonder if they offered the Secret Shoppers any counselling for what they witnessed?

Or a gas mask and body armour before entering said bogs.

[FFC007]

A Hammy End Mystery Shopper for the bogs, blimey. Dare I ask what preparation is needed to ensure the cubicles get a good test drive?

They need demolition first! 🚽 🚻 🚾 💩

[The Old Count]

A Hammy End Mystery Shopper for the bogs, blimey. Dare I ask what preparation is needed to ensure the cubicles get a good test drive?

Preparation H presumably

Sounds like that might be right up their alley.

[FFC007]

Don't forget your hand sanister tomorrow! And your wading boots for all the slashes on the floor.

[SP]

Fulham branded Imodium, could be a nice little earner?

[FFC007]

Fulham branded Imodium, could be a nice little earner?

The club shop would need expanding to accommodate all the basic requirements and health remedies for entering the hammy end bogs.

That's if you survive using them in the first place.

[Woolly Mammoth]

It's gonna take one person to slip over and crack their head open in those bogs before anything is done.

They are disgraceful and quite frankly have been so for many a year.

Seeing 💩 on the floor was the last memory of me using those bogs. Never again.

Are you telling me that Robbie Savage  was laying on the floor was your last memory of you using those facilities.

[deecee]

Why did they need to employ a mystery shopper rather than listen to hundreds of fan testimonies over many years, or simply go for themselves.

Very odd.

The original email is mine. I can explain why there was a mystery shopper. The point raised by the FAB in January was not specifically the toilets, it was about many aspects of matchday experience. A contractor is responsible for the delivery of catering services so our original question was whether anyone from the Club actually experiences for themselves what really happens on the other side of the counter on a matchday. Unsurpisingly, the Hammersmith End loos ended up being the stand out issue from the mystery shopper exercise. We will be discussing it further with the Club at out next meeting (end of March).

[FFC007]

Why did they need to employ a mystery shopper rather than listen to hundreds of fan testimonies over many years, or simply go for themselves.

Very odd.

The original email is mine. I can explain why there was a mystery shopper. The point raised by the FAB in January was not specifically the toilets, it was about many aspects of matchday experience. A contractor is responsible for the delivery of catering services so our original question was whether anyone from the Club actually experiences for themselves what really happens on the other side of the counter on a matchday. Unsurpisingly, the Hammersmith End loos ended up being the stand out issue from the mystery shopper exercise. We will be discussing it further with the Club at out next meeting (end of March).

Then they need to sort out the micro bogs in the JH stand.

The Riverside ones are far superior to those, but the queues are horrendous at full time with people heading for the exits colliding with people queuing for the bogs.
More often than not you have to try and barge people out of the way in the queue.

Poorly designed.

[sunburywhite]

I think they should have the roughest toilet paper ever with a picture of Robbie Savage on it

Then we could say Robbie Savage isnt fit to wipe our ar5e

[The Little Dave]

I'd encourage everyone to head here and submit a short message, https://www.fulhamfc.com/fans/fan-advisory-board/contact-us

Mine for reference or use:

Hello members of the Fulham Advisory Board,

As a supporter and season ticket holder, I am writing to raise a recurring negative experience regarding the facilities in the Hammersmith End.

Quite frankly, the Hammersmith End toilets are inadequate and inexcusable for a Premier League side, especially one that prides itself on offering one of the best matchday experiences in the country. A quick search shows that the Fulham Supporters Trust raised this issue with the club years ago, yet there appear to have been very few meaningful improvements since.

Week after week, the facilities are overcrowded, poorly maintained, and simply not fit for the number of supporters using them. For many fans in this stand, using the toilets at halftime means either missing part of the match or enduring an unreasonable wait. The conditions themselves are also frequently unpleasant, with strong odours, wet and dirty floors, and a general lack of cleanliness that falls far below what should be expected at a Premier League ground. I will spare the graphic details, but piss and poo in somewhat large quantities on the floor is not an uncommon sight.

Given the significant investment that has gone into the Riverside development and the club's stated ambition to deliver a top-class matchday experience, it is disappointing that such a basic aspect of stadium infrastructure continues to fall short.

It is also important to point out that, given the current state of the facilities, incremental or cosmetic measures will not be sufficient. After years of neglect, modest changes will only lead to modest improvements, and that is unlikely to address the scale of the problem. Meaningful investment and a proper refurbishment are needed if conditions are to reach the standard supporters should reasonably expect.

I hope the Advisory Board can raise this issue with the club and advocate for meaningful improvements to the facilities in the Hammersmith End.

Thank you for your time and for representing supporters' concerns.

[FFC007]

Message submitted...

It's crazy that after all the noise around the bogs from many a fan that nothing has been done about them so far, and it's taken this long to get some kind of message to them to sort the bloody things out!

I've seen cleaner bogs on packed Southern trains down this way!

[Southcoastffc]

I'd encourage everyone to head here and submit a short message, https://www.fulhamfc.com/fans/fan-advisory-board/contact-us

Mine for reference or use:

Hello members of the Fulham Advisory Board,

As a supporter and season ticket holder, I am writing to raise a recurring negative experience regarding the facilities in the Hammersmith End.

Quite frankly, the Hammersmith End toilets are inadequate and inexcusable for a Premier League side, especially one that prides itself on offering one of the best matchday experiences in the country. A quick search shows that the Fulham Supporters Trust raised this issue with the club years ago, yet there appear to have been very few meaningful improvements since.

Week after week, the facilities are overcrowded, poorly maintained, and simply not fit for the number of supporters using them. For many fans in this stand, using the toilets at halftime means either missing part of the match or enduring an unreasonable wait. The conditions themselves are also frequently unpleasant, with strong odours, wet and dirty floors, and a general lack of cleanliness that falls far below what should be expected at a Premier League ground. I will spare the graphic details, but piss and poo in somewhat large quantities on the floor is not an uncommon sight.

Given the significant investment that has gone into the Riverside development and the club's stated ambition to deliver a top-class matchday experience, it is disappointing that such a basic aspect of stadium infrastructure continues to fall short.

It is also important to point out that, given the current state of the facilities, incremental or cosmetic measures will not be sufficient. After years of neglect, modest changes will only lead to modest improvements, and that is unlikely to address the scale of the problem. Meaningful investment and a proper refurbishment are needed if conditions are to reach the standard supporters should reasonably expect.

I hope the Advisory Board can raise this issue with the club and advocate for meaningful improvements to the facilities in the Hammersmith End.

Thank you for your time and for representing supporters' concerns.

Well said Little Dave. I only wish, as intimated in my original post, that more people would voice their dissatisfaction in this way instead of just moaning about it on message boards or making stupid jokes.

[_Putney_]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[SP]

We need to organise a dirty protest, won't be difficult in those toilets.

[Woolly Mammoth]

These Toilets have recently been condemned by the Dung Beatle Health Association who have made an official statement saying that they would not  touch the premises with a Ball of Dung.
Let alone frequent the facility.
The danger that stools kept alive in these grotesque surroundings will breed by the dozen very quickly to such an extent that you end up finding you having to flush yourself down the toilet to get away from them.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He didn't, he was too chicken.