Hammy End loos

[john dempsey]

The mystery shopper on the trail of
the mystery Plopper...

[FFC007]

The mystery shopper on the trail of
the mystery Plopper...

Shouldn't be too hard to spot them when they all pee on the floor.

Those food outlets under the hammy end must get quite a whiff on match days. 💩

[Woolly Mammoth]

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.

[FFC007]

Some men are just pigs and think it's fine to piss on the floor, rather than wait for a space, and others who get a space and for some weird reason aim their piss up, down, left right and splash other fans!
Complete morons who think they are cool!

Why would the club spend money on these animals?

And some even have a dump with the toilet bowl full of bog roll and water so it's overflowing.

Utterly grotesque.

[FFC007]

Why did they need to employ a mystery shopper rather than listen to hundreds of fan testimonies over many years, or simply go for themselves.

Very odd.

The original email is mine. I can explain why there was a mystery shopper. The point raised by the FAB in January was not specifically the toilets, it was about many aspects of matchday experience. A contractor is responsible for the delivery of catering services so our original question was whether anyone from the Club actually experiences for themselves what really happens on the other side of the counter on a matchday. Unsurpisingly, the Hammersmith End loos ended up being the stand out issue from the mystery shopper exercise. We will be discussing it further with the Club at out next meeting (end of March).

Good luck!

They urgently need a refurb.

[gang]

If you had someone stopping people coming in through the out door that would be a small improvement. But the floor was awash yesterday...

Always my complaint to the club, their answer to the problem was to remove the separate entrance and exit signs.It also took me years of complaining to have a wash basin put at both ends.

[sunburywhite]

Apparently FFC tried to sell the poo to Tottenham for manure but they said thanks but we already have enough sh1t on the pitch already

[Woolly Mammoth]

It now officially called The Excrement End, it even has its own post code.

[FFC007]

On what3words the hammy end bogs fall under the words sling.holly.flap 
and
brief.mostly.soak



Quite apt really.

[SuperFreeman]

I recently contacted the Fulham Fans Advisory Board to ask if they had raised the inadequacy of the Hammy End toilets with the club.  This is FABs response:

Thanks for getting in touch with the FAB. The state of the loos in the Hammersmith End is a constant conversation point for us, both in terms of space and hygiene. I meet with Club supporter reps most weeks and we talk about how appalling they are. After the last formal FAB meeting with the Club (19 Jan) we raised the point that they might not understand how poor some aspects of the matchday experience are. As a result the Club appointed some 'mystery shoppers' at the Brighton game. Those who covered the Hammersmith End reported being traumatised by the toilet situation. So they know.

The question is what they will do about it. There seems to be a plan, not yet shared with us, to increase the capacity of the toilet facilities. Obviously that will require time and investment in a very space-constrained area. In the meantime, I expect the Club to develop a plan to improve hygiene. I also currently don't know what that is, but I will keep pushing them on it.

We really appreciate you getting in touch on this as the more supporters who raise the issue the easier it is for us to keep it on the agenda. I will share the content of your message with the Club for that purpose.

Best

David Claridge
FAB Chairs

(So, the more who get in touch with the club or FST or FAB the better)

Back in the day when attendances were huge and stadiums weren't sanitised, once you were inside, if you wanted the toilet, you used a rolled up newspaper at half-time and went where you stood on the terraces. If you wanted a 'big toilet' you just had to wait. I don't understand this obsession with the WC facility at the Hammersmith End? Is it because it smells or it's just old?? Are you going to launch a petition?? You're lucky you have toilets (you say loo) when you think of how things were in 'the good old days.' It's only a place you visit for a minute or two, so surely, does it matter if they are not something from a luxury hotel?? How about piped music and self-flushing bogs you get in Asia?? It's a football ground for god's sake!! If the facility functions, what's the problem? Man up and stop moaning!!

[Southcoastffc]

I recently contacted the Fulham Fans Advisory Board to ask if they had raised the inadequacy of the Hammy End toilets with the club.  This is FABs response:

Thanks for getting in touch with the FAB. The state of the loos in the Hammersmith End is a constant conversation point for us, both in terms of space and hygiene. I meet with Club supporter reps most weeks and we talk about how appalling they are. After the last formal FAB meeting with the Club (19 Jan) we raised the point that they might not understand how poor some aspects of the matchday experience are. As a result the Club appointed some 'mystery shoppers' at the Brighton game. Those who covered the Hammersmith End reported being traumatised by the toilet situation. So they know.

The question is what they will do about it. There seems to be a plan, not yet shared with us, to increase the capacity of the toilet facilities. Obviously that will require time and investment in a very space-constrained area. In the meantime, I expect the Club to develop a plan to improve hygiene. I also currently don't know what that is, but I will keep pushing them on it.

We really appreciate you getting in touch on this as the more supporters who raise the issue the easier it is for us to keep it on the agenda. I will share the content of your message with the Club for that purpose.

Best

David Claridge
FAB Chairs

(So, the more who get in touch with the club or FST or FAB the better)

Back in the day when attendances were huge and stadiums weren't sanitised, once you were inside, if you wanted the toilet, you used a rolled up newspaper at half-time and went where you stood on the terraces. If you wanted a 'big toilet' you just had to wait. I don't understand this obsession with the WC facility at the Hammersmith End? Is it because it smells or it's just old?? Are you going to launch a petition?? You're lucky you have toilets (you say loo) when you think of how things were in 'the good old days.' It's only a place you visit for a minute or two, so surely, does it matter if they are not something from a luxury hotel?? How about piped music and self-flushing bogs you get in Asia?? It's a football ground for god's sake!! If the facility functions, what's the problem? Man up and stop moaning!!

What a very thoughtless, narrow-minded post.  I'm guessing you don't want to see any young supporters at Fulham (I have 3 STH grandchildren) and you're not yet in the 21st Century. No women at football in your World? Keep on smoking Woodbines and spitting?

[cookieg]

Some men are just pigs and think it's fine to piss on the floor, rather than wait for a space, and others who get a space and for some weird reason aim their piss up, down, left right and splash other fans!
Complete morons who think they are cool!

Why would the club spend money on these animals?

And some even have a dump with the toilet bowl full of bog roll and water so it's overflowing.

Utterly grotesque.

It always amazes me that when I have to use a cubicle that the previous person has pi55ed on the seat rather than lift it up.

[gang]

I recently contacted the Fulham Fans Advisory Board to ask if they had raised the inadequacy of the Hammy End toilets with the club.  This is FABs response:

Thanks for getting in touch with the FAB. The state of the loos in the Hammersmith End is a constant conversation point for us, both in terms of space and hygiene. I meet with Club supporter reps most weeks and we talk about how appalling they are. After the last formal FAB meeting with the Club (19 Jan) we raised the point that they might not understand how poor some aspects of the matchday experience are. As a result the Club appointed some 'mystery shoppers' at the Brighton game. Those who covered the Hammersmith End reported being traumatised by the toilet situation. So they know.

The question is what they will do about it. There seems to be a plan, not yet shared with us, to increase the capacity of the toilet facilities. Obviously that will require time and investment in a very space-constrained area. In the meantime, I expect the Club to develop a plan to improve hygiene. I also currently don't know what that is, but I will keep pushing them on it.

We really appreciate you getting in touch on this as the more supporters who raise the issue the easier it is for us to keep it on the agenda. I will share the content of your message with the Club for that purpose.

Best

David Claridge
FAB Chairs

(So, the more who get in touch with the club or FST or FAB the better)

Back in the day when attendances were huge and stadiums weren't sanitised, once you were inside, if you wanted the toilet, you used a rolled up newspaper at half-time and went where you stood on the terraces. If you wanted a 'big toilet' you just had to wait. I don't understand this obsession with the WC facility at the Hammersmith End? Is it because it smells or it's just old?? Are you going to launch a petition?? You're lucky you have toilets (you say loo) when you think of how things were in 'the good old days.' It's only a place you visit for a minute or two, so surely, does it matter if they are not something from a luxury hotel?? How about piped music and self-flushing bogs you get in Asia?? It's a football ground for god's sake!! If the facility functions, what's the problem? Man up and stop moaning!!

How peculiar, I have been attending matches since 1958 and never saw this behaviour. Are you sure that the passing time has not affected your memory.

[_Putney_]

I recently contacted the Fulham Fans Advisory Board to ask if they had raised the inadequacy of the Hammy End toilets with the club.  This is FABs response:

Thanks for getting in touch with the FAB. The state of the loos in the Hammersmith End is a constant conversation point for us, both in terms of space and hygiene. I meet with Club supporter reps most weeks and we talk about how appalling they are. After the last formal FAB meeting with the Club (19 Jan) we raised the point that they might not understand how poor some aspects of the matchday experience are. As a result the Club appointed some 'mystery shoppers' at the Brighton game. Those who covered the Hammersmith End reported being traumatised by the toilet situation. So they know.

The question is what they will do about it. There seems to be a plan, not yet shared with us, to increase the capacity of the toilet facilities. Obviously that will require time and investment in a very space-constrained area. In the meantime, I expect the Club to develop a plan to improve hygiene. I also currently don't know what that is, but I will keep pushing them on it.

We really appreciate you getting in touch on this as the more supporters who raise the issue the easier it is for us to keep it on the agenda. I will share the content of your message with the Club for that purpose.

Best

David Claridge
FAB Chairs

(So, the more who get in touch with the club or FST or FAB the better)

Back in the day when attendances were huge and stadiums weren't sanitised, once you were inside, if you wanted the toilet, you used a rolled up newspaper at half-time and went where you stood on the terraces. If you wanted a 'big toilet' you just had to wait. I don't understand this obsession with the WC facility at the Hammersmith End? Is it because it smells or it's just old?? Are you going to launch a petition?? You're lucky you have toilets (you say loo) when you think of how things were in 'the good old days.' It's only a place you visit for a minute or two, so surely, does it matter if they are not something from a luxury hotel?? How about piped music and self-flushing bogs you get in Asia?? It's a football ground for god's sake!! If the facility functions, what's the problem? Man up and stop moaning!!

I agree. I say get rid of modern sewage technology altogether! Time to start throwing it back on to the streets in my opinion. Like we did in them good old days.

[HV71]

" I agree. I say get rid of modern sewage technology altogether! Time to start throwing it back on to the streets in my opinion. Like we did in them good old days."

Absolutely right  Putney - of course as well to do Fulham fans we could revert to carrying gold or silver vinaigrette's  emblazoned with the club logo . The Club shop could do a really good trade . Wizard idea !

[_Putney_]

" I agree. I say get rid of modern sewage technology altogether! Time to start throwing it back on to the streets in my opinion. Like we did in them good old days."

Absolutely right  Putney - of course as well to do Fulham fans we could revert to carrying gold or silver vinaigrette's  emblazoned with the club logo . The Club shop could do a really good trade . Wizard idea !

I imagine it would do wonders for FFP. Maybe we will finally sign Lewis Dunk!

[HV71]

" I agree. I say get rid of modern sewage technology altogether! Time to start throwing it back on to the streets in my opinion. Like we did in them good old days."

Absolutely right  Putney - of course as well to do Fulham fans we could revert to carrying gold or silver vinaigrette's  emblazoned with the club logo . The Club shop could do a really good trade . Wizard idea !

I imagine it would do wonders for FFP. Maybe we will finally sign Lewis Dunk!

Exactly ! Vinaigrettes, Lewis Dunk , Tony Khan -  lots of antiques , transfer window ,a last 30 minute rush to buy - the perfect episode of Bargain Hunt !

[Southcoastffc]

" I agree. I say get rid of modern sewage technology altogether! Time to start throwing it back on to the streets in my opinion. Like we did in them good old days."

Absolutely right  Putney - of course as well to do Fulham fans we could revert to carrying gold or silver vinaigrette's  emblazoned with the club logo . The Club shop could do a really good trade . Wizard idea !

Vinaigrettes?  Do you mean vignettes or perhaps lorgnettes?  Parlez proper French mon ami innit!

[Woolly Mammoth]

Somebody clearly needs flushing down the Toilets, oops cancel that, I have just remembered the flush never works.

[HV71]

Vinaigrettes, popular from the late 18th century through the mid-19th century, were small containers used for holding various aromatic substances, usually dissolved in vinegar. A tiny piece of sponge, soaked in the liquid, was contained beneath a grill or perforated cover.

Tarquin has a wonderful collection