Hammersmith End Toilets - Award nomination...

[FFC007]

Had a look in before the game, beautiful, four resplendent cubicles with the smell of fresh paint. Just disappointed I didn't need to christen them. 

The full test will be a week on Monday.... Hopefully they'll not be destroyed by people who don't give a toss about the bogs for other users.

[FFC007]

Johnny Haynes toilets next on the list.

[FFC007]

The urinal will now be made into a trophy, we'll play malaga next summer for the Costa del Thames cup .penalties taken before the game .
I look forward to updates on them being blocked on Saturday.
Everything crossed the tannoy is next to get fixed

Yep they should make a statue of the decompiled bogs as a historical reference! 

[Woolly Mammoth]

Today 18th August is World Toilet Day.
Not to be confused with November 19th which is celebrated by a different movement, if I may use that phrase.
Our Movement is the most authentic, undisputed all powerful Movement.

[onecupsoon]

The urinal will now be made into a trophy, we'll play malaga next summer for the Costa del Thames cup .penalties taken before the game .
I look forward to updates on them being blocked on Saturday.
Everything crossed the tannoy is next to get fixed

I once played for a European 11 against a US 11 for a toilet bowl from a DC9 aircraft in Minnesota in the eighties.  It was in the indoor stadium used by the Vikings.  We won in extra time despite travelling with one sub and arriving to find out we could use 5 running subs. The surface took most of the skin from our arms, knees and in my case nose.   

[FFC007]

The urinal will now be made into a trophy, we'll play malaga next summer for the Costa del Thames cup .penalties taken before the game .
I look forward to updates on them being blocked on Saturday.
Everything crossed the tannoy is next to get fixed

I once played for a European 11 against a US 11 for a toilet bowl from a DC9 aircraft in Minnesota in the eighties.  It was in the indoor stadium used by the Vikings.  We won in extra time despite travelling with one sub and arriving to find out we could use 5 running subs. The surface took most of the skin from our arms, knees and in my case nose.   

I wonder if any toilet bowls were salvaged in the refurbishment...

[Woolly Mammoth]

The urinal will now be made into a trophy, we'll play malaga next summer for the Costa del Thames cup .penalties taken before the game .
I look forward to updates on them being blocked on Saturday.
Everything crossed the tannoy is next to get fixed

I once played for a European 11 against a US 11 for a toilet bowl from a DC9 aircraft in Minnesota in the eighties.  It was in the indoor stadium used by the Vikings.  We won in extra time despite travelling with one sub and arriving to find out we could use 5 running subs. The surface took most of the skin from our arms, knees and in my case nose.   

I wonder if any toilet bowls were salvaged in the refurbishment...

I am afraid not, they were all destroyed and smashed to smithereens by a Bazooka fired from 30 yards away.
This precaution was taken to protect the planet from any future plagues.

[Woolly Mammoth]

The urinal will now be made into a trophy, we'll play malaga next summer for the Costa del Thames cup .penalties taken before the game .
I look forward to updates on them being blocked on Saturday.
Everything crossed the tannoy is next to get fixed

The Officer who informs the crowd via Tannoy, has now been stationed at the Hammersmith End Toilets to experience what is like to be amongst the Riff Raf. Not my words I can assure, those words came from the spokesperson.
Also the Tannoy may sound clearer and more eloquent from that new refurbished location.

[FFC007]

The urinal will now be made into a trophy, we'll play malaga next summer for the Costa del Thames cup .penalties taken before the game .
I look forward to updates on them being blocked on Saturday.
Everything crossed the tannoy is next to get fixed

The Officer who informs the crowd via Tannoy, has now been stationed at the Hammersmith End Toilets to experience what is like to be amongst the Riff Raf. Not my words I can assure, those words came from the spokesperson.
Also the Tannoy may sound clearer and more eloquent from that new refurbished location.

Perhaps the bogs flushing properly will be heard with the new tannoy too!

And the occasional dump.

[FFC007]

Hope the bog reporters this evening will be very complimentary on the five star newly refurbished hammy end crappers!

[FFC007]

No disasters seemingly to report in the newly refurbished bogs.

Things going swimmingly it seems!

[Woolly Mammoth]

No disasters seemingly to report in the newly refurbished bogs.

Things going swimmingly it seems!

Information seeping through from my Crack Intelligence Unit has established that the reason there were no reports is because there were no survivors.
As for going swimmingly that indicates that someone has found my Lilo in the Pool at the Riverside Stand.
Much to my disdain Mr Alistair Mackintosh  wearing a raincoat was laying on it.

[FFC007]

No disasters seemingly to report in the newly refurbished bogs.

Things going swimmingly it seems!

Information seeping through from my Crack Intelligence Unit has established that the reason there were no reports is because there were no survivors.
As for going swimmingly that indicates that someone has found my Lilo in the Pool at the Riverside Stand.
Much to my disdain Mr Alistair Mackintosh  wearing a raincoat was laying on it.

I thought said lilo was heading down the Thames along with all the sewerage from the hammy end.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Due to the weight of public demand requiring the latest update.
I can confirm that a Belisha Beacon is being installed at all entrances and exits at the Excrement End Ablutions.
Which is a giant step for mankind.

[FFC007]

Sparklingly clean last Sunday.... A good lick of paint too...

How long will it last?

[Woolly Mammoth]

Sparklingly clean last Sunday.... A good lick of paint too...

How long will it last?

I would not advise anyone to lick the paint in the Excrement End Ablutions.
Unless they wish their tongue to self destruct

[cwindsor]

Incredibly, this is now a fourteen-page thread on the Hammy End loos. Impressive.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Incredibly, this is now a fourteen-page thread on the Hammy End loos. Impressive.

Glad you are impressed, you have good taste, excuse the pun, and it's all free of charge.
The good news is the best is yet to come.

[FFC007]

Incredibly, this is now a fourteen-page thread on the Hammy End loos. Impressive.

Well they were the subject of much discussion and annoyance at how substandard and archaic they are.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Incredibly, this is now a fourteen-page thread on the Hammy End loos. Impressive.

Well they were the subject of much discussion and annoyance at how substandard and archaic they are.

Ask any Neanderthal or Piltdown man, he will tell you.