Hammersmith End Toilets - Award nomination...

[FFCpmd]

I was interested to read that The Riverside has been nominated for a 'Hospitality & Experience Award' at the 25th Sport Industry Awards, and I felt a pang of jealousy that our own Hammersmith End facilities appear to have been overlooked for something similar. So perhaps we should nominate the Hammy End Toilets for an award of their own, at the same upcoming awards ceremony?

What categories do you think the Hammy End toilets would indeed excel at? Something along the lines of: 'Most Inconvenient Conveniences,' 'Longest Queues and Greatest Congestion Award,' 'Taking the 'P' Award,' etc? I hope you won't all resort to childish toilet humour, as I truly believe we should show solidarity with the club in striving to achieve these prestigious awards.

[H4usuallysitting]

Bog off

[Eton White]

Bog off

Great idea. That's one way to sell out the Southampton game.
Buy One, Get One Free!

[Woolly Mammoth]

You are welcome to have a Dump in our Hammy End Dump.

[_Putney_]

You are welcome to have a Dump in our Hammy End Dump.

That small toilet in the hammy end, the three or four stalls, is utterly horrible every game.

[FFC007]

Those bogs are a disgrace in the Hammy end.

Probably not even health and safety complaint!

[Woolly Mammoth]

You are welcome to have a Dump in our Hammy End Dump.

That small toilet in the hammy end, the three or four stalls, is utterly horrible every game.

Absolutely, I have to stand on the seat every time I use it.

[_Putney_]

You are welcome to have a Dump in our Hammy End Dump.

That small toilet in the hammy end, the three or four stalls, is utterly horrible every game.

Absolutely, I have to stand on the seat every time I use it.

 

I genuinely feel sorry for those who have to clean it.

[FFC007]

You are welcome to have a Dump in our Hammy End Dump.

That small toilet in the hammy end, the three or four stalls, is utterly horrible every game.

Absolutely, I have to stand on the seat every time I use it.

 

I genuinely feel sorry for those who have to clean it.

That's if there is any bog roll left to use!

[KentFulham]

Got to say, and appreciate some may feel i can be somewhat negative at times. The hammy end toilets are a total disgrace. As a 42 year old man taking a 5 year old girl to the football, there is very little suitable options to take a child to the toilet when you need a cubicle etc. Its pretty shameful given the ticket price increases

[BestOfBrede]

Probably still use Izal!
Could be a competition with the golden Lion for worst bog!

[hopper]

I'm in Johnny Haynes and am slightly fascinated at the notoriety of the infamous Hammy End loos. What makes them so terrible?

JH ones are alright.

[Ludlow Richard]

I was interested to read that The Riverside has been nominated for a 'Hospitality & Experience Award' at the 25th Sport Industry Awards, and I felt a pang of jealousy that our own Hammersmith End facilities appear to have been overlooked for something similar. So perhaps we should nominate the Hammy End Toilets for an award of their own, at the same upcoming awards ceremony?

What categories do you think the Hammy End toilets would indeed excel at? Something along the lines of: 'Most Inconvenient Conveniences,' 'Longest Queues and Greatest Congestion Award,' 'Taking the 'P' Award,' etc? I hope you won't all resort to childish toilet humour, as I truly believe we should show solidarity with the club in striving to achieve these prestigious awards.

Here's a few:

The Limpest Powered Hand Dryer Award
The Worst Disabled Facilities Award
The Slowest Cistern Filling Award
The Award for Least Money Spent on Improving Toilets over the Past Thirty Years
The Award for the Greatest Contrast between the Directors' Facilities and the Facilities for the Fans

[Woolly Mammoth]

I'm in Johnny Haynes and am slightly fascinated at the notoriety of the infamous Hammy End loos. What makes them so terrible?

Richard The Third

There is more hygiene in a cattle shed containing a hundred head of Buffalo 🦬 🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬 🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬 🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬

[KentFulham]

I was interested to read that The Riverside has been nominated for a 'Hospitality & Experience Award' at the 25th Sport Industry Awards, and I felt a pang of jealousy that our own Hammersmith End facilities appear to have been overlooked for something similar. So perhaps we should nominate the Hammy End Toilets for an award of their own, at the same upcoming awards ceremony?

What categories do you think the Hammy End toilets would indeed excel at? Something along the lines of: 'Most Inconvenient Conveniences,' 'Longest Queues and Greatest Congestion Award,' 'Taking the 'P' Award,' etc? I hope you won't all resort to childish toilet humour, as I truly believe we should show solidarity with the club in striving to achieve these prestigious awards.

Here's a few:

The Limpest Powered Hand Dryer Award
The Worst Disabled Facilities Award
The Slowest Cistern Filling Award
The Award for Least Money Spent on Improving Toilets over the Past Thirty Years
The Award for the Greatest Contrast between the Directors' Facilities and the Facilities for the Fans

Can add the worst baby changing facilities, certainly for dads, not sure what the women's toilets have in them

[Dr Know]

Will the awards ceremony be on a Turdsday ?

[SP]

Maybe alert international rescue? 

https://www.fulhamfc.com/fans/fan-advisory-board/contact-us/

[Southcoastffc]

In all seriousness, does anyone know if Hammersmith and Fulham Council have any power to act on the inadequacy of the HE End facilities?

[KentFulham]

In all seriousness, does anyone know if Hammersmith and Fulham Council have any power to act on the inadequacy of the HE End facilities?

Quite possible, not sure they can act on the state of them, but there could maybe be questions over the amount of certain facilities such as disabled toilets, changing facilities etc. I am not up on planning RE stadiums but I expect there will be a minimum amount of cubicles requires per X male spectators and X Female. On the male  cubicles there is almost none in the hammy end

[blingo]

FFC have put up a warning sign in the aforementioned facilities. It reads:

Please do not stand on the seats, the crabs in here can jump six feet. If you think thats rather high, go next door, the b@stards fly.