Hammersmith End Toilets - Award nomination...

[_Putney_]

I'm in Johnny Haynes and am slightly fascinated at the notoriety of the infamous Hammy End loos. What makes them so terrible?

JH ones are alright.

By kick off, there is a half inch of p1ss on the floor. They're all small. Many of them you can see into at the right angle. They smell horrible. Wouldn't bother with the sink, and most dont, so hardly any hand washing. That's the urinals. Now for the stalls. Most of them have 10 kilos of sh1t in them each. Don't both flushing, makes no difference! Oh, and there's a total 5 stalls maybe? Spread across the whole stand.

[hopper]

I'm in Johnny Haynes and am slightly fascinated at the notoriety of the infamous Hammy End loos. What makes them so terrible?

JH ones are alright.

By kick off, there is a half inch of p1ss on the floor. They're all small. Many of them you can see into at the right angle. They smell horrible. Wouldn't bother with the sink, and most dont, so hardly any hand washing. That's the urinals. Now for the stalls. Most of them have 10 kilos of sh1t in them each. Don't both flushing, makes no difference! Oh, and there's a total 5 stalls maybe? Spread across the whole stand.

Bloody hell, sounds grim. Sort it out Fulham.

[H4usuallysitting]

The next time I visit the cottage - I'm bringing one of these beauties

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[Grassy Noel]

I take a Thermos flask with me as an alternative and fill it when needs must. Then I have something to keep me warm. Of course as I am old I sometimes forger and open the flask for a drink.

[FFC007]

When were the bogs last refurbished?

1900s? 

[_Putney_]

I'm in Johnny Haynes and am slightly fascinated at the notoriety of the infamous Hammy End loos. What makes them so terrible?

JH ones are alright.

By kick off, there is a half inch of p1ss on the floor. They're all small. Many of them you can see into at the right angle. They smell horrible. Wouldn't bother with the sink, and most dont, so hardly any hand washing. That's the urinals. Now for the stalls. Most of them have 10 kilos of sh1t in them each. Don't both flushing, makes no difference! Oh, and there's a total 5 stalls maybe? Spread across the whole stand.

Bloody hell, sounds grim. Sort it out Fulham.

Could be worse, could have a chelsea badge over it.

[Woolly Mammoth]

When were the bogs last refurbished?

1900s? 

Just before the Boar War

[Twig]

My vote for the Hammy End bogs would be: "The shittiest, nastiest, most degrading bogs of the decade" award.

[SP]

It's the club's new ploy to get people in the ground early & avoid the pre kickoff build up.

Not as good as the £2 pint mind.

[The Cravenette]

You are welcome to have a Dump in our Hammy End Dump.

That small toilet in the hammy end, the three or four stalls, is utterly horrible every game.

Absolutely, I have to stand on the seat every time I use it.

 

I genuinely feel sorry for those who have to clean it.

That's if there is any bog roll left to use!

That used to be a Ladies a few years back. I have no idea why they changed it to Gents but after reading this thread I hope to God they don't change it back!

[FFC007]

Surely the amount of bogs in relation to the maximum capacity of that stand is also insufficient?

[H4usuallysitting]

Surely the amount of bogs in relation to the maximum capacity of that stand is also insufficient?

It's not insufficient - it's effluent

[v]

You are welcome to have a Dump in our Hammy End Dump.

That small toilet in the hammy end, the three or four stalls, is utterly horrible every game.

Absolutely, I have to stand on the seat every time I use it.

Lol 
You weren't a gymnast in your younger days Woolly, were you? 🤔
The beams? 

[copthornemike]

We can all be sure our CEO, Alistair MacIntosh, has never been in never mind use the 'facilities.'

[Aaron]

They're a lot better than I seem to remember them being 10 or 15 years ago, that's not saying much mind you.

Riverside is another level altogether though.

[SimonDaviesEnjoyer]

When I had a ST in the Hammersmith, ending 12 years ago or so, the toilets were awful. Have they really not done them up since then?!

[Woolly Mammoth]

When I had a ST in the Hammersmith, ending 12 years ago or so, the toilets were awful. Have they really not done them up since then?!

They tried once with a stick of Dynamite 🧨

[Woolly Mammoth]

Those bogs are a disgrace in the Hammy end.

Probably not even health and safety complaint!

They made the film called " The Blob " in there.

[bigalffc]

When were the bogs last refurbished?

1900s? 

Well they're no different to when I first used them in 1958. Our club should be ashamed.

[bencher]

When I had a ST in the Hammersmith, ending 12 years ago or so, the toilets were awful. Have they really not done them up since then?!

You missed out the middle letters HI there, and it explains a lot.