Hammersmith End Toilets - Award nomination...

[FFC007]

It's the club's new ploy to get people in the ground early & avoid the pre kickoff build up.

Not as good as the £2 pint mind.

The cheap booze really doesn't help when loads get consumed and all that peeing has to be done to get rid!

No wonder the bogs are degrading and smell like a brewery!

[H4usuallysitting]

When were the bogs last refurbished?

1900s? 

Well they're no different to when I first used them in 1958. Our club should be ashamed.

They are different.... they're worse, much more worse

[Woolly Mammoth]

I'm in Johnny Haynes and am slightly fascinated at the notoriety of the infamous Hammy End loos. What makes them so terrible?

JH ones are alright.

Try evacuating your bowels in the Hammy end, and if you live to tell the tale your life will never be the same again.

[FFC007]

I'm in Johnny Haynes and am slightly fascinated at the notoriety of the infamous Hammy End loos. What makes them so terrible?

JH ones are alright.

Try evacuating your bowels in the Hammy end, and if you live to tell the tale your life will never be the same again.

And don't forget to bring your own bog roll too.

[Woolly Mammoth]

I'm in Johnny Haynes and am slightly fascinated at the notoriety of the infamous Hammy End loos. What makes them so terrible?

JH ones are alright.

Try evacuating your bowels in the Hammy end, and if you live to tell the tale your life will never be the same again.

And don't forget to bring your own bog roll too.

Plus a wire brush, paint remover and a gallon of highly concentrated Dettol Disinfectant.

[Bill2]

Personally while the toilets are not great in the Hammy End, the ones under the Johnny Haynes Stand are worse. Older and smaller.

[FFC007]

JH ones aren't great either.

Especially if they've been destroyed by previous occupants of said bogs.

[Woolly Mammoth]

I'm in Johnny Haynes and am slightly fascinated at the notoriety of the infamous Hammy End loos. What makes them so terrible?

JH ones are alright.

By kick off, there is a half inch of p1ss on the floor. They're all small. Many of them you can see into at the right angle. They smell horrible. Wouldn't bother with the sink, and most dont, so hardly any hand washing. That's the urinals. Now for the stalls. Most of them have 10 kilos of sh1t in them each. Don't both flushing, makes no difference! Oh, and there's a total 5 stalls maybe? Spread across the whole stand.

That's probably what caused the Great Plague of London 1665-1666.

[FFC007]

I'm in Johnny Haynes and am slightly fascinated at the notoriety of the infamous Hammy End loos. What makes them so terrible?

JH ones are alright.

By kick off, there is a half inch of p1ss on the floor. They're all small. Many of them you can see into at the right angle. They smell horrible. Wouldn't bother with the sink, and most dont, so hardly any hand washing. That's the urinals. Now for the stalls. Most of them have 10 kilos of sh1t in them each. Don't both flushing, makes no difference! Oh, and there's a total 5 stalls maybe? Spread across the whole stand.

That's probably what caused the Great Plague of London 1665-1666.

Probably more hygienic to have a wee in the Thames rather than the 5 stalls.

How an entire stand can have just the five is mind boggling....

Maybe next year they'll think about giving it a refurb...

[Woolly Mammoth]

I'm in Johnny Haynes and am slightly fascinated at the notoriety of the infamous Hammy End loos. What makes them so terrible?

JH ones are alright.

By kick off, there is a half inch of p1ss on the floor. They're all small. Many of them you can see into at the right angle. They smell horrible. Wouldn't bother with the sink, and most dont, so hardly any hand washing. That's the urinals. Now for the stalls. Most of them have 10 kilos of sh1t in them each. Don't both flushing, makes no difference! Oh, and there's a total 5 stalls maybe? Spread across the whole stand.

That's probably what caused the Great Plague of London 1665-1666.

Probably more hygienic to have a wee in the Thames rather than the 5 stalls.

How an entire stand can have just the five is mind boggling....

Maybe next year they'll think about giving it a refurb...

Or the "Last Rites".

[ron]

Even Hercules, fresh from the cleansing of the Augean stables, would have said "Sod that" if given the task of flushing out the Hammy End bogs as his next labour... "who wants to be immortal anyway?"

[v]

I wonder if like the rest of the stand, the JH khazis are 'listed' ? 🤔

I know the Hammy End bogs should definitely be 'listed'...

For demolition ! 🚽

[FFC007]

It's no wonder they opened up a long diversion behind the hammy end to get fans to the riverside stand and advertised it..

They can't have the posh hospitality big wigs walking past the stench of the hammy end bogs en route to their Michelin star luncheon!

[Ludlow Richard]

I'm in Johnny Haynes and am slightly fascinated at the notoriety of the infamous Hammy End loos. What makes them so terrible?

JH ones are alright.

Try evacuating your bowels in the Hammy end, and if you live to tell the tale your life will never be the same again.

I hope you mean "the Hammy End toilets".........

[FFC007]

The Johnny Haynes bogs take me back to my school days.

Also, it's a bloody nightmare trying to get out of the JH stand with people queuing for the bogs at full time.

[FFC007]

I wonder if like the rest of the stand, the JH khazis are 'listed' ? 🤔

I know the Hammy End bogs should definitely be 'listed'...

For demolition ! 🚽

I would imagine so...

[sunburywhite]

On a side note - which large sporting event have you been to where the toilet have been impressive?

[john dempsey]

Maybe people should of taken their old mums
advice and gone for a wee before going out.

[Fulham Seaxe]

On a side note - which large sporting event have you been to where the toilet have been impressive?

The facilities at Lord's and the Oval are pretty decent.

[FFC007]

It'll be even worse in there this afternoon with all the rain...

Slippery pee and rain water on the floor... lovely.