Hammersmith End Toilets - Award nomination...

[FFC007]

I dread to think what they'll be like tonight...

Probably more people posting on social media about trap after trap being obliterated!

[alfie]

Just wondering there is a lot of chat about whether the council or environmental service know, has anyone been in touch with them.

[FFC007]

No bog reports from last night?! 

I'm very disappointed! 

[Woolly Mammoth]

No bog reports from last night?! 

I'm very disappointed! 

That's because nobody could get anywhere near them without the protection of a Deep Sea Diving Bell.

[FFC007]

No bog reports from last night?! 

I'm very disappointed! 

That's because nobody could get anywhere near them without the protection of a Deep Sea Diving Bell.

Plus spare oxygen tanks strapped to their person 

[Woolly Mammoth]

The award goes to the profusion of Dung Beatles who initially frequented the premises, but a few minutes after savouring the atmosphere.
Decided enough was enough and vacated the infected areas in their droves to seek medical attention at the nearest Veterinary Hub before they become extinct.

[FFC007]

Are there any other bogs in such a derelict condition in the footballing dynasty?

[Woolly Mammoth]

Are there any other bogs in such a derelict condition in the footballing dynasty?

No there certainly is not, even the local Tramp refused to use them when offered.

[FFC007]

Are there any other bogs in such a derelict condition in the footballing dynasty?

No there certainly is not, even the local Tramp refused to use them when offered.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Just wondering there is a lot of chat about whether the council or environmental service know, has anyone been in touch with them.

Only with a 40 foot Barge Pole

[Woolly Mammoth]

Surely the local environment officers should be paying these bogs a visit for themselves and seeing how inhumane they are.

The club should be flushed with embarrassment.

[Woolly Mammoth]

No bog reports from last night?! 

I'm very disappointed! 

A bloke I know told me recently that the club deliberately leave the Hammy Gents in that condition, to avoid punters getting too comfortable and end up missing any of the action on the pitch.

[FFC007]

Are the bogs still functioning today?

Or are they wrecked already. 

[Woolly Mammoth]

Already overcome by Richard the Thirds, reminds me of a large swamp in Africa after a huge herd of Buffalo, Hippos and Elephants have bathed in it.

[_Putney_]

Think of it this way. That humidity you feel when you walk into the toilets isn't clean water in the air....

[Woolly Mammoth]

Think of it this way. That humidity you feel when you walk into the toilets isn't clean water in the air....

The aroma reminds me of a Cairo Sewer during the dry season.

[_Putney_]

Think of it this way. That humidity you feel when you walk into the toilets isn't clean water in the air....

The aroma reminds me of a Cairo Sewer during the dry season.

LOL

[FFC007]

Think of it this way. That humidity you feel when you walk into the toilets isn't clean water in the air....

Eau de bogette....

[FFC007]

You are welcome to have a Dump in our Hammy End Dump.

That small toilet in the hammy end, the three or four stalls, is utterly horrible every game.

Absolutely, I have to stand on the seat every time I use it.

 

I genuinely feel sorry for those who have to clean it.

I hope they pay well to clean those bogs after a matchday!

[Woolly Mammoth]

You are welcome to have a Dump in our Hammy End Dump.

That small toilet in the hammy end, the three or four stalls, is utterly horrible every game.

Absolutely, I have to stand on the seat every time I use it.

 

I genuinely feel sorry for those who have to clean it.

I hope they pay well to clean those bogs after a matchday!

They use a stick of Dynamite in each cubicle. 🧨