Hammersmith End Toilets - Award nomination...

[Woolly Mammoth]

Some of the Richard's are still alive hours after the event in this cattle shed that call Ablutions.
I have seen more hygienic facilities in a sewer.
The least the club can do is provide every one with a Gas Mask and a shovel, especially if someone is giving birth to a 10 pound Richard.

[FFC007]

My mate went to the game and he's reported the hammy bogs were utterly destroyed by full time...

Sopping wet, bog roll all over the floor and quite frankly if someone doesn't fall over in there soon and hurt themselves, it'll be remarkable.

[_Putney_]

Facebook Group Post about the toilets

    

[FFC007]

Facebook Group Post about the toilets

    

Exhibit A.

Absolutely vile.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Facebook Group Post about the toilets

    

Exhibit A.

Absolutely vile.

Exhibit B.

Tetanus Injection for all clientele that have had the misfortune of being within 50 yards of this man made sewer.
I have swam in cleaner swamps in Africa.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Facebook Group Post about the toilets

    

Exhibit A.

Absolutely vile.

Exhibit B.

Tetanus Injection for all clientele that have had the misfortune of being within 50 yards of this man made sewer.
I have swam in cleaner swamps in Africa.

Exhibit C.
Flushing the Ground Managers head round the U bend.

[john dempsey]

As bad as the toilets are they are less full of s--t,
than Tottenhams Boardroom...

[FFC007]

Surely the local environment officers should be paying these bogs a visit for themselves and seeing how inhumane they are.

[Carborundum]

All I'll say on the topic is that if the opportunity to watch a game of cricket at Eden Gardens presents itself, take it but be warned.  One's view of Fulham's facilities might become rather more, ahem, glass-half-full.

[FFC007]

The riverside bogs are very nice indeed.... Particularly in the hospitality section!

Never been in the Putney end for a match so can't comment on the state of those.

[battersea boy]

Surely the local environment officers should be paying these bogs a visit for themselves and seeing how inhumane they are.

It must be a Health and Safety issue,I wonder if the Council are aware?

[FFC007]

Surely the local environment officers should be paying these bogs a visit for themselves and seeing how inhumane they are.

It must be a Health and Safety issue,I wonder if the Council are aware?

If they are aware then they'd be closed down instantly... they are degraded.

[FFC007]

Surely the local environment officers should be paying these bogs a visit for themselves and seeing how inhumane they are.

It must be a Health and Safety issue,I wonder if the Council are aware?

I'm sure they'll be plenty of moans tomorrow  night. Perhaps they should supply face masks for punters using the bogs.

[v]

Unbelievable the club shop doesn't sell Fulham FC wellingtons in the club colours for fans having to wade through the sea of gunk in those khazis 😩

They'd make a killing.

[FFC007]

Unbelievable the club shop doesn't sell Fulham FC wellingtons in the club colours for fans having to wade through the sea of gunk in those khazis 😩

They'd make a killing.

That'd help our transfer budget no end! Add to that a good stock of lime green bog roll to go with it..

Happy days.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Surely the local environment officers should be paying these bogs a visit for themselves and seeing how inhumane they are.

He would have done, only he died of berry berry and blood poisoning just after the inspection.

[Burt]

There's much worse I've had to contend with - QPR, Pompey, etc.

[Mickeyboro]

There's much worse I've had to contend with - QPR, Pompey, etc.

But they don't spend lavishly on a stand for hospitality and tourists...

[Southcoastffc]

Surely the local environment officers should be paying these bogs a visit for themselves and seeing how inhumane they are.

Only if they are made aware.

[SP]

Great thread, this would make an epic movie.