the most tedious thread in the history of this forum - how do you get dressed?

[Edwatch_Winston_Malone]

after putting on your trousers, do you

a. put on one sock followed by another sock followed by both shoes OR

b. put on one sock followed by a shoe and then the other sock followed by the other shoe

People who wear sandals are not allowed on this thread...

[Aldo]

Usually to the right!

[sipwell]

I always put on my socks before I put on my trousers. Your starting premise is problematic!

[ImperialWhite]

Who does b)? sock-shoe-sock-shoe is insane.

[AlFayedsChequebook]

This is the best advice ever:

The Sock Gap

[cebu]

I always put on my socks before I put on my trousers. Your starting premise is problematic!

+1

[Mr_Moon]

TIFF would like its banality back

[Edwatch_Winston_Malone]

I always put on my socks before I put on my trousers. Your starting premise is problematic!

My dad told me never to let a woman see me in my pants and socks as it is just wrong.  As such trousers before socks is a must..

[Airfix]

I work from home, I rarely wear shoes, let alone socks.

Sometimes I don't even wear trousers!

[Berserker]

well seeing I don't like the pants and sock only look either, I usually do pants, trousers, socks (both of them),  and then the shoes. :008:

[Berserker]

I work from home, I rarely wear shoes, let alone socks.

Sometimes I don't even wear trousers!

God your not a naturist are you  :dft002:

[Edwatch_Winston_Malone]

I work from home, I rarely wear shoes, let alone socks.

Sometimes I don't even wear trousers!

hermit?

[Two Ton Ted]

I let my Japanese teenage Gaisha hand maiden dress me, so she can do it however she wants.

[sipwell]

I work from home, I rarely wear shoes, let alone socks.

Sometimes I don't even wear trousers!

God your not a naturist are you  :dft002:

No what he meant was that he usually wears skirts. I have been at his place and I can vow it is true. You need to get used to the sight of hairy legs though.

[Vinnieffc]

No shoes or socks, just a dirty old mac before heading off down the park  :005:

[DukeTyrion]

I always put on my socks before I put on my trousers. Your starting premise is problematic!

+1

+2

[luckylindy]

Left and right trouser legs simultaneously
left sock, right sock
right shoe, left shoe

[Rupert]

It depends on what order everything came off in and just how close is the lady's husband to entering the bedroom door, having come home unexpectedly.

[Berserker]

don't you keep yor socks on amd your boxer's round your ankles so you can pull um up again smartly for a quick get  away ;-)

[Edwatch_Winston_Malone]

Left and right trouser legs simultaneously

what like Wallace (and gromet)?