NFR - Limericks

[GoldCoastWhite]

There was once a team called Stoke,
Who played like a pig in a poke,
They were nicknamed the Potters,
They played like the Trotters,
and their manager was just a sad joke.

+ 2. The bar has been raised - said the sailor to the actress...

:clap_hands:

+1. Absolutely fantastic

[The Bronsons]

Colin from Rangers said, "Eek!
Briatore thinks we're a boutique!
But that's pretty dumb -
We're more Steptoe and Son -
I guess that his tongue's in his cheek."

[Logicalman]

There once was a team with a Kop
Who thought they belonged at the top
It was just a delusion
and in the confusion
they turned out to be a big flop


There is a team called the Gunners
to like to buy players with oners
Their cupboard is bare
with no silverware
and all of their captians do runners


There once was a team from Blackpool
Whose turned out to be not so cool
The team they did drown
and then they went down
and Charlie moved on, not a fool


There once was a player called Jimmy
who thought he ran like a filly
He moved to a big team
somewhere north, it would seem
but it turned out he was just rather silly


There once was a player called Wayne
Who thought he could just play the game
He had a big fist,
and an arse he liked kissed,
in the end he was lacking a brain.

[Logicalman]

SWMBO

There once was a manager, Mark
Who saw Fulham as kind of a lark
He quit our small club
But ah, here's the rub
He now feeds the birds in the park  098.gif

[finnster01]

There once was a manager called Martin Jol
who built a team that couldn't score a goal
He was Dutch and fat
certainly not a cat
And ended up in a hot place shuffling coal

[LBNo11]

A footballer in from the States
Was paid at very high rates.
But when he lost his touch
He wasn't worth that much.
Now he just kicks around with his mates.

(PS: I refuse to be drawn into who this is dedicated to)

[CincyFulham1]

There once was a supporter named Finnster
Who felt Martin Jol was to sinister
To manage his club,a club that he loved
And will feel the same when he's a pensioner

[finnster01]

There once was a supporter named Finnster
Who felt Martin Jol was to sinister
To manage his club,a club that he loved
And will feel the same when he's a pensioner

:clap_hands:  :011:

[CincyFulham1]

Now that the window has closed
And Gaffers and Players have posed
For photos to be taken
Tomorrow you'll awaken
To find Stoke bought Crouch and got hosed.

[CincyFulham1]

There once was a gaffer named Jol
Who dug himself into a hole
But Moe coughed up the cheese
And he got us Ruiz
But some(?) still want his head on a pole.