NFR Something for you all too look forward to!

[Peabody]

 group of seniors


A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments.

"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"Yes, I know," said another.  "My cataracts are so bad, I can't even see my coffee."

"I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.

"What?  Speak up!  What?  I can't hear you!"

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fourth, to which several nodded
weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.

"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.  The others nodded in agreement.

"Well, count your blessings," said a woman cheerfully.  "Thank God we can all still drive"

[Burt]

Very good...

[The Equalizer]

I suffer from most of those already and I'm only 35.  092.gif

[Gozorich]

group of seniors


A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments.

"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"Yes, I know," said another.  "My cataracts are so bad, I can't even see my coffee."

"I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.

"What?  Speak up!  What?  I can't hear you!"

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fourth, to which several nodded
weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.

"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.  The others nodded in agreement.

"Well, count your blessings," said a woman cheerfully.  "Thank God we can all still drive"

What do you mean - 'look forward to'?
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[sipwell]

I suffer from most of those already and I'm only 35.  092.gif

Really? I had put you down as someone nearing his 60s. Balding and shrinking...



Great joke by the way :)

[Peabody]

That is my big problem when I go to the loo, I forget where I am and what I am doing. Nobody sits near me now in the Riverside.