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NFR Male/Female

Started by Peabody, September 04, 2011, 01:31:15 PM

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Peabody

September 04, 2011, 01:31:15 PM
Female - Male Perception



This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk,

and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.



The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

ImperialWhite

#1
September 04, 2011, 01:36:09 PM

BalDrick

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September 04, 2011, 01:44:34 PM
Two quality items!
Cigarettes and women be the death of me, better that than this old town

cebu

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September 04, 2011, 01:50:27 PM
Both of those are so very true and very funny too.   :011:

Fernhurst

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September 04, 2011, 01:56:40 PM
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Unless you are members of the clique then both contributions are pants

jarv

#5
September 04, 2011, 02:22:44 PM
 :011: :011:

Peabody

#6
September 04, 2011, 02:48:38 PM
Ah, so I have cliq...cked then?

Burt

#7
September 04, 2011, 04:53:46 PM
I like these.

My other favourite is what happens in real life...

My wife will occasionally write me a list of stuff to get from the supermarket, and I dutifully oblige, only to get an earbashing when I get home for missing a few items that weren't actually on the list.

"I thought it was obvious that we needed that"...

ron

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September 04, 2011, 07:18:30 PM
I've noticed that if you sit down to a meal cooked by a male, and ask "Where did you get this meat?"..the answer is likely to be "Tesco", or "Sainsbury's"

If you ask the same question regarding a meal cooked by a female, the reply tends to be "Why?, what's wrong with it?"

Berserker

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September 04, 2011, 11:08:45 PM
Quote from: cebu on September 04, 2011, 01:50:27 PM
Both of those are so very true and very funny too.   :011:

Very funny, reminds me of the Two Ronnie's 'Fork handles' sketch, well apart from not being male/female perception, oops maybe I've missed the point then  :001:
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#10
September 04, 2011, 11:19:53 PM
A dizzy blonde takes her car to the garage because it is not running well. The mechanic takes it away and returns it ten minutes later, saying "It's all fixed luv". "Ooh, that was quick" she says. "Yeah, just sh*t in the air filter" he replies. She looks puzzled and hesitates for a minute before asking "So how often should I do that?"

Me-ate-Live, innit??

#11
September 04, 2011, 11:43:27 PM
A married couple of friends of mine, she is very  messy and he is a neat-freak ,
so they are going to a wedding in the car and the wife gets into the back :

He says accusingly : Are you sitting on my jacket  ??

She replied : Why darling,  do you want me to !!!!
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