Biography titles

[The Bronsons]

Being Beckham - David Bentley

[Holders]

A Man Called Horse - Geoff something?
Vorsprung Dirk Technik - Herr Lehmann

[ClarksOriginal]

Blind Faith - Arsene Wenger

[Blingo]

MAF - And if you don't like it, you can f'#k off to chelsea.

[HatterDon]

Learning to keep my legs closed - Peter Mellor

co-authored with Britney Spears

[malcbridger]

Greystoke - Gareth Bale

The Gauntlet - Charlie Mitten

The God the bad and the ugly - Brian McBride/Karl Henry/Jimmy Bullard

A-Z of mobile phones - Ashley Cole

Scum - The Terry family

[The Bronsons]

Hard Times - Peter Risdale
A Boy's Book of Quotations - Joey Barton
How to Eat - David Stockdale

[Mr Fulham]

I've got cock and dick - Martin Jol

I'm my own hairstylist - Chris Baird

You never gave me your money - Open letter written by Mr Mark Hughes to Mr Mohamed Al Fayed

Friendship - John Terry and Wayne Bridge

Being the new Hoff - Moritz Volz


How to disappear - by Elliott Omozusi

The Red Hot Fulham Peppers - by Marcel Gecov, J.A. Riise and Steve Sidwell (alternative title: We are The Sultans Of Ginge)

Life, ya 'now? - Jermaine Defoe


HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF! - Tony Pulis


I wish I was Wayne Rooney - Danny Murphy

I beat a shampoo model (And it felt good) - Chris Baird


How to pronounce our names- by Kaghiso E. Dikgacoi, Zdenek Grygera, Pajtim Kasami,  and Csaba Somogyi


and a few song-based titles...

Fixing a Hole - Chris Baird

Mata my dear - Andres Villas-Boas

Wicked Man - Lawrie Sanchez

Exodus (Movement of jah players) - Steve Bruce

Private Investigations (The Portsmouth Years) - Harry Redknapp

Solid Rock - Aaron Hughes

Being Jesus - Jonathan Greening

Rocket Man - J.A. Riise (co-authored by Thomas Hitzlsperger)

Talk To The Lawyer - Joey Barton

Chelsea Dagger - John Terry (alternative title: Slow Cheat...errr)

Here comes the Sun - Rupert Murdoch

Learning To Fly - Sergio Agüero

[AmericanJames]

A beginners guide karate By Eric Cantona

Me and my mate By Lee Bowyer with intro by Kieron Dyer

Among the thugs By Tony Pulis

An exercise in peace; The Celtic v Rangers story

Portuguese national diving team handbook By Christiano Ronaldo

[michaelread]

"Guide to Good Motoring Volume 6: Working the crankShaft" - Carlos Salcido

[Maidstone Lee]

Fulham's Greatest- Ahmad Elrich

Life as a bench warmer- Sean Davis

Mr Happy- Bobby Zamora

He had a womans name!- Carlos Salcido

Chimp Features- Gareth Bale

Life in the First Team- Adrian Leijer

Champions League Ambitions- QPR Yearbook

[ClarksOriginal]

Chin Up - Jimmy Hill

[Burt]

MAF has a series of guides, don't you know.

The MAF Guide to the English Legal System
The MAF Guide to Statue Making
The MAF Guide to Obtaining UK Citizenship
The MAF Guide to Running a Cornershop