A really offensive thread

[FC Silver Fox]

I've decided to post a really offensive thread, hoping it doesn't get pulled. This is my proposed line-up for our next league game :

Schwartzer, Duff, Davies, Zamora, Elm, Okaka, Nevland, AJ (hobblin'),Dempsey (hobblin' 2), Uwezu, Trotta (not Del Boy)

Can't get more offensive than that.

[McBridefan1]

You're a right ***** mr. french... I demand this offensive thread be stricken from the record... now defend yourself... are we to to play 0-4-6 formation?

[LRCN]

mods, where art thou?

[Rupert]

Can't we use a rush goalie instead of Schwartzer?

[GoldCoastWhite]

I find it offensive that two of you gentlemen have misspelt the name of our outstanding goal keeper, and February player of the month, Mark Schwarzer. Now go to your rooms and write out 100 times, there's no "T" in Schwarzer.
To be completed and handed in before you post again !

[Rupert]

Be fair, look at what time I posted and imagine the alcohol intake beforehand. :P
Consider yourself fortunate that I was vaguely coherent.

And yes, I must not spell whatshisname with a "T". :-*

[Scrumpy]

This thread is a disgrace! Come on guys, there must surely be another forum where you can discuss these kind of things.

Mods, please delete as soon as possible.

[FatFreddysCat]

Haha

I find it offensive that two of you gentlemen have misspelt the name of our outstanding goal keeper, and February player of the month, Mark Schwarzer. Now go to your rooms and write out 100 times, there's no "T" in Schwarzer.
To be completed and handed in before you post again !

ha i can never remember how to spell his name, so to cover up i call him the Aussie keeper. I really should learn it though, as he's my second favorite player after Duff.