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Good luck Fat Fred....

Started by AlbanianWhite, May 04, 2012, 04:25:49 PM

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AlbanianWhite

As you may or may not know the sausage loving cat is going in hospital on Sunday for a sex change operation.

I would like to be the 1st to wish you good luck mate (darling?). I know it's been a trying time and   difficult getting the cash together. Just count yourself lucky you've already go the boobs and lets face it there's not a lot to chop off down there either.

So goodbye FatFreddysCat and  076.gif Fat Freda.

By the way my offer of being your 1st is still there. You'll  unlikely get many other offers love! :wine:

An Albanian is for life, not just for Christmas!

leonffc

Bell me when you're out fred. I want pictures too  :009:

finnster01

On a slightly different topic...

If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead


FatFreddysCat

And that's the gratitude i get for smuggling you through the tunnel in the back of my van. You're going to be gutted when a woman with an Adams apple beats you down the gym. Gutted no tranny smillies.

fulhamfootiechick

oh great that makes me a lesbian.....cheers lol :54:

Blingo

#5
Could be worse footie, you could be a wooly!!!!

Transvestite Super Freak #3 In Latex Cat Suit


FatFreddysCat

Anyone know the number for reporting Illegal immigrants ?

Blingo

Quote from: FatFreddysCat on May 04, 2012, 05:49:28 PM
Anyone know the number for reporting Illegal immigrants ?

0845 604 6610

leonffc

Quote from: FatFreddysCat on May 04, 2012, 05:49:28 PM
Anyone know the number for reporting Illegal immigrants ?

Best off smashing them up and dumping them in the Thames. If they are reported they only appeal and get another chance

Belgique Sorry no Albanian flags so I've added the next most pointless country in europe   :dft012:


FatFreddysCat

Quote from: Blingo on May 04, 2012, 05:54:16 PM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on May 04, 2012, 05:49:28 PM
Anyone know the number for reporting Illegal immigrants ?

0845 604 6610
Cheers Blingo, though i will miss that £75 a week for letting him use that tent in my patio.

AlbanianWhite

How the hell did this turn round on me? I'll have you all know Albania will be a super power within 5 years. You heard it here 1st.
An Albanian is for life, not just for Christmas!

Blingo

Watch it you lot.....we don't want a repeat of last night do we? lol.


AlbanianWhite

Why what happened? You have me intrigued.....
An Albanian is for life, not just for Christmas!

AlbanianWhite

I thought racism was banned from this board?

An Albanian is for life, not just for Christmas!

FatFreddysCat

If you're an illegal you're in no postion to report it though are you ?


Blingo

Depends on whether you were brought in on the promise of legal work and good pay or not.

FatFreddysCat

Quote from: Blingo on May 04, 2012, 06:41:14 PM
Depends on whether you were brought in on the promise of legal work and good pay or not.
He just drives around in my old van looking for scrap metal, and occaisionally nicks five year old kids  bikes just for the scrap value. Loads of them at it now, times are tough, i had to let him off a fiver on the tent rent last week and didn't charge him for sharing the dogs bowl. The old saying is true, give them an inch and they will take a mile. NO MORE MR NICE FREDDY .

Blingo

I'd have thrown him out by now.......scrounging git.


AlbanianWhite

An Albanian is for life, not just for Christmas!

Me-ate-Live, innit??

Quote from: AlbanianWhite on May 04, 2012, 04:25:49 PM
As you may or may not know the sausage loving cat is going in hospital on Sunday for a sex change operation.

I would like to be the 1st to wish you good luck mate (darling?). I know it's been a trying time and   difficult getting the cash together. Just count yourself lucky you've already go the boobs and lets face it there's not a lot to chop off down there either.

So goodbye FatFreddysCat and  076.gif Fat Freda.

By the way my offer of being your 1st is still there. You'll  unlikely get many other offers love! :wine:



This is a dirty communist lie 
 
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