The awkward moment...

[Mr Fulham]

...when you realize that Emile Ivanhoe Heskey has scored as many goals as Lionel Messi in World Cups.

[Bassey the warrior]

And Ronaldo has only scored one more despite starting twice as many games as Messi. Messi plays a less advanced role for Argentina, they have so much attacking talent he has to drop a bit deeper.

[VicHalomsLovechild]

I like Heskey. Always thought he was a team player. Tracks back and defends, a couple of years ago we were linked with him and I thought it would have been a good buy for us. Just heard he's being released by Villa, I wish him luck in the future.

[cottage cheese]

heskey is only one of two playes in the history of the league to have scored over 100 goals only from open play

[Alan]

heskey is only one of two playes in the history of the league to have scored over 100 goals only from open play

Who is the other? Ryan Giggs?

[ClarksOriginal]

And Ronaldo has only scored one more despite starting twice as many games as Messi. Messi plays a less advanced role for Argentina, they have so much attacking talent he has to drop a bit deeper.

What has this post got to do with Ronaldo?!

[Burt]

I thought this thread was going to be one of those

"...when you realise that there was a bit of unintentional follow-through to what should have been just a simple silent-but-deadly..."

type of thread.

[EJL]

And Ronaldo has only scored one more despite starting twice as many games as Messi. Messi plays a less advanced role for Argentina, they have so much attacking talent he has to drop a bit deeper.

What has this post got to do with Ronaldo?!

It's a follow on.

[Bassey the warrior]

And Ronaldo has only scored one more despite starting twice as many games as Messi. Messi plays a less advanced role for Argentina, they have so much attacking talent he has to drop a bit deeper.

What has this post got to do with Ronaldo?!

It was a dig at Messi and I thought I'd bring in Ronaldo too as he's probably the second best player in the world.

[finnster01]

I thought this thread was going to be one of those

"...when you realise that there was a bit of unintentional follow-through to what should have been just a simple silent-but-deadly..."

type of thread.

Now Mr Burt, don't tempt me to get started on a new thread on that topic.  092.gif . I remember quite vividly letting one of those loose in an elevator in NYC with a smirk on my face only to realize I was wearing khaki pants and the proverbial tea spoon actually turned out to be a table spoon easily evading my Marks & Sparks boxers level of protection and for the world to see on top. Not very clever on my part. Never trust a fart mate.   :021: 

[Mr Fulham]

It was a dig at Messi

it wasn't.

[TheDaddy]

I thought this thread was going to be one of those

"...when you realise that there was a bit of unintentional follow-through to what should have been just a simple silent-but-deadly..."

type of thread.

Now Mr Burt, don't tempt me to get started on a new thread on that topic.  092.gif . I remember quite vividly letting one of those loose in an elevator in NYC with a smirk on my face only to realize I was wearing khaki pants and the proverbial tea spoon actually turned out to be a table spoon easily evading my Marks & Sparks boxers level of protection and for the world to see on top. Not very clever on my part. Never trust a fart mate.   :021:  

Please may i also remind you that just because you have headphones on listening to you music on a train those silent ones aren't perhaps as silent as you first thought  :dft001:

[Berserker]

I'm partially deaf and have to very aware that other people can hear things i can't, but obviously not so much of a problem as being female i don't get wind ;-)

[Burt]

I thought this thread was going to be one of those

"...when you realise that there was a bit of unintentional follow-through to what should have been just a simple silent-but-deadly..."

type of thread.

Now Mr Burt, don't tempt me to get started on a new thread on that topic.  092.gif . I remember quite vividly letting one of those loose in an elevator in NYC with a smirk on my face only to realize I was wearing khaki pants and the proverbial tea spoon actually turned out to be a table spoon easily evading my Marks & Sparks boxers level of protection and for the world to see on top. Not very clever on my part. Never trust a fart mate.   :021: 

:011:

I think you should go in to a bit more detail Mr Finn  :dft011:

[Burt]

I'm partially deaf and have to very aware that other people can hear things i can't, but obviously not so much of a problem as being female i don't get wind ;-)

Hmmm.

I must inform Miss Burt of this...

:dft009:

[Blingo]

Love the story Finster. A new thread on this subject is a must isn't it lol. Over to you ;p