NFR guilty as charged

[TheDaddy]

Yesterday after work i decided to meet up with a few pals and have a couple of ales,Whilst enjoying the sun in the beer garden a low life junkie who belives the world owes him . Walked in with his stolen wears i politely told him to go fourth ! explained to him that  all the sneering would only cause aggro .(we have previous together when i caught him pinching one of my pals wives handbag)So he continued to go round the pub flogging his gear.I took this as a p take and promtley nicked his bike and dropped it off round the corner ! 
 
Now i feel guilty that i didn't drop him off with his bike ! 
 
What sould i do ?

[Me-ate-Live, innit??]

I hope you let down the tyres and threw the pump in the nearest bin ......................

[jarv]

 :011: :011:

[TheDaddy]

No the real guilty bit is i may have hurt a fish as the bike fell from my hands into the Thames !

[LBNo11]

...push(er) bike..?

[NogoodBoyo]

That bike's swimming with the fishes.
Nogood "pedallo, isit" Boyo

[Lighthouse]

I was in the pub tonight trying to sell a few things I have picked up in my travels. No names no parking offence. But you will never believe it, somebody nicked my bike. I am really cross.

[Ron Sheepskin]

So now that the fish do have a bicycle, does it mean that women do need men after all?  :49:

[HatterDon]

So now that the fish do have a bicycle, does it mean that women do need men after all?  :49:

post of the month, easily

[NogoodBoyo]

Depends whether they want to ride tandem.
Nogood "disturbing the cod-piece that one, isit" Boyo

[King_Crud]

which pub was it?

[Delboy]

I was snorkelling in the Thames yesterday when suddenly I was hit by a bike, made me very cross !!!

[FatFreddysCat]

which pub was it?

I'm guessing the Chancellors.

[FatFreddysCat]

He knew he was having a bad day when Black Terry tried to ponce a fiver off him on the way out.

[Fulham1959]

Another laugh-out-loud thread.  I love 'em !!

[Fulham1959]

I see I am now a 'Lakey'.  Can someone please explain ? 

I am not a good swimmer (nothing to do with stray bikes).

[sipwell]

I see I am now a 'Lakey'.  Can someone please explain ? 

I am not a good swimmer (nothing to do with stray bikes).

Lakey was one of the Fulham fans who participated on this board but who died recently. That number is in his honour.

[TheDaddy]

He knew he was having a bad day when Black Terry tried to ponce a fiver off him on the way out.

Funnily enough i was with him but he stood his round mate.The low life really does bring the worse out of me next time ill drop him he knows its me who nicked the bike ! But hasn't said anything yet !Oh well ill be down there again for the England match perhaps ill nick his new bike just for fun !