Friday fun!!!! - Potential Berbatov headlines

[jelmo]

With the lack of any new Fulham news/talking points due to the end of the transfer window & the international break I thought I'd start a thread about potential headlines or puns for our new signing Dimitar Berbatov (slow day at work):

Ok, all you have to do is think up a situation that Dimitar might find himself in the news for and think of a clever headline to go with the story.

I'll start with an obvious one:

Berba-off (for when he decides to hand in a transfer)

Energy Saving Light-Berb (for when he has a particularly lazy game)


Three Men & a Berby (for when he is caught in a George Michael type scandal with 3 other men)

A Berb in the hand is worth 2 in the bush (Use your imagination for this one)

Any others I may have missed?

[jelmo]

Oh, just thought of another:

Berby & Ken (for when he decides to move to Leeds united on a Bosman when his contract at Fulham expires)

[AlFayedsChequebook]

Un-Berb-Lievable

For when he scores yet another hattrick  082.gif

[jelmo]

Un-Berb-Lievable

For when he scores yet another hattrick  082.gif

Lets hope we see that headline next weekend.

[Airfix]

Cool as an Ice-Berb
For when he slots in the winner

[jelmo]

Hit me Berby one more time! (For when he gets involved in a Barton-esque training ground bust-up)

[jelmo]

This one is a bit of a stretch...

Berb-a-Toff (If he decides to go all Chris Eubank and walk around with a cane, monacle & Tweed Suit)

[LBNo11]

...for being lack-lustre and showing no interest in games:-

BERBER CARPETTED!!!

[jelmo]

...for being lack-lustre and showing no interest in games:-

BERBER CARPETTED!!!

haha. Nice work.

[Airfix]

Dimitar's Scimitar!
For when he puts opponents to the sword

[jelmo]

Cabernet BERBignon Twonk!

(For when he gets pictured falling out of a nightclub drunk & disorderly)

I like the Scimitar pun by the way!

[NorJof]

berba-love is in the air

scoring a header on valentines day...

[aFFCn_Fan]

Berba-toffee
when we beat Everton

Dimi Choos
when he is snapped shoe shopping

Dimi-ta very much
He is pictured handing Jol a ciggie

[aFFCn_Fan]

Hit me Berby one more time! (For when he gets involved in a Barton-esque training ground bust-up)

My winner

[jelmo]

Dimi-Choos made me laugh. Mainly for the thought of something so mundance making it to a back page headline.

Got a few more (they are mostly tried and tested 'Berby' based ones):

Berby's got back! (for when he comes back from the summer break overweight)

Cry Berby! (If ever we lose in another final and Berbatov does an 'Andy Murray')

Berby Blue (If Berbatov does a Ronaldo and tells the world's media he is sad)

Play 'freeBERB'!! (if the fans get on Jols back for leaving Berbatov on the bench for a few matches - One for Lynard Skynard fans)

Dim and Deuce (If Berbatov and Dempsey score in the same match)

Dimi Dimi Dimi a man after midnight (If he gets caught cheating on Mrs Berbatov with a man after 12am)

and finally... Dimi-con-carny (If he decides to work at a travelling carnival when he retires and mans a rigged coconut shy)


Phew...

[jazz hardrockin]

BERBATORRES IS BACK TO 'POOL ( when Berba is sold in the January window to Liverpool for 50 million)

[aFFCn_Fan]

Dimi-Choos made me laugh. Mainly for the thought of something so mundance making it to a back page headline.

Berba's got a brand new bag
When he gets snapped handbag shopping...I'm on a roll here

[jelmo]

Dimi-Choos made me laugh. Mainly for the thought of something so mundance making it to a back page headline.

Berba's got a brand new bag
When he gets snapped handbag shopping...I'm on a roll here

OK - Dimi-Car Berba-Shop (Snapped by the paparazzi while car shopping)

[aFFCn_Fan]

Berba-shop quartet
When he's....errr...snapped at a charity function harmonising with three other dudes, in a natty waistcoat and straw hat

[jazz hardrockin]

BERBA NOSE JOB ( for when Berba scores the wining goal against Red Nose and rubbing RED his and their noses)