50 SHADES OF BLACK & WHITE?????

[NogoodBoyo]

Shameleesly borrowed from one of my dog-friends over on Farcebook:

"Me missus bought a paperback

Down town on Saturday,
I had a peep into her bag;
'Twas "Fifty Shades of Grey."

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.

Her left hand held a length of rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago
I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week.

Watching Doris bump and grind
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled up upon her feet
A cuppla minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
That I must dominate her!!

Now if you knew our Doris,
You would see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude, just naked like,
Bent forward just a bit ....
I took a pace to brace meself
And stood on her left tit!

Old Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!"

Well readers, I won't tell no more
What happened on that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair
Turned "fifty shades of grey"   "

Nogood "grey is the new black and white, isit" Boyo

[alfie]

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[jarv]

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[McBridefan1]

it's gonna take more than 50 shades of grey goose  :beer: to get that vision out of my head.
Step on the other one... classic, and yet 096.gig

[cebu]

That's enough to turn any man to ...  :beer:  :wine:  082.gif  078.gif

So, not a bad thing at all!   taf001

[NogoodBoyo]

I well up every time I read that.
Nogood "Zimmer-framed, isit" Boyo

[epsomraver]

Now that mate is really clever and very funny :011: :011: :011:

[Berserker]

What a horrible vision that has put in my head

[NogoodBoyo]

Nogood "saying....yes, but mine's still blurry, itis" Boyo

[Me-ate-Live, innit??]

What is a gezzer with jet black hair doing with Doris ???
What a tit !!

[epsomraver]

What is a gezzer with jet black hair doing with Doris ???
What a tit !!

The old Grecian 2000 :005:

[WhiteJC]

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[Logicalman]

Classic Boyo, just classic, and thanks.

She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!"

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