NFR Joke

[Peabody]

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm,   and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word   'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see RockCity and   I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I   wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had   been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word   'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

[epsomraver]

I must protest on behalf of all big breasted women! I have been asked to take a grip on this subject and not shy away just because it may be more than a handful     064.gif 064.gif 064.gif

[cebu]

I must protest on behalf of all big breasted women! I have been asked to take a grip on this subject and not shy away just because it may be more than a handful     064.gif 064.gif 064.gif

Grow a bigger pair of ... erm ... hands!   :022:

[jarv]

I was just feelin cheesed off. You fixed ot, thanks 064.gif

[McBridefan1]

So these two Italian guys are sitting on the bus in front of a prudish american woman and she hears the following from one of the two italians:
"Emma comes first then I come, then the asses they come together, I come again, then the asses come together one more time then I, Pee twice and then I come a one last time."
Well the prude stands up and admonishes the two wicked Italians for the heathen b@sterds they are... and the Italian guy says heya lady calma down I am just trying to teach my friend how to spell MISSISSIPPI.

[epsomraver]

One I purloined from here yonks ago,,
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THE FOLLOWING !!!!!

Penguins
 

 
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in   Antarctica   - where do they go ?
                                   
Wonder no more ! ! !
 
 
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
 
 
 
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life,   as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
 
 
 
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of  the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in  the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
 
 
 
 
 
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                         "Freeze a jolly good fellow"
 
                         "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
 
 
 
                        "Then they kick him in the ice hole." !!!