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NFR - Joke but it may cause offence to some

Started by Peabody, January 15, 2013, 12:50:15 PM

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January 15, 2013, 12:50:15 PM Last Edit: January 15, 2013, 01:08:10 PM by Peabody
 

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a 'drop off' , (The ground is 18-24 inches below the level you are travelling on), and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you ...
In front of you is a galloping horse , which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it .
Behind you is a galloping zebra . Both the horse and zebra are also travelling at the same speed as you .
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation ?

* Get off the merry-go-round, you're p****d. *











 







 








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McBridefan1

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January 15, 2013, 01:23:15 PM
Yes as an alcoholic I am very offended... I can tell you this has never happened to me... more than twice.

epsomraver

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January 15, 2013, 01:33:41 PM
Quote from: McBridefan1 on January 15, 2013, 01:23:15 PM
Yes as an alcoholic I am very offended... I can tell you this has never happened to me... more than twice.

have you not got some floors to polish Mr M  :023:

McBridefan1

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January 15, 2013, 01:48:50 PM
polishing the seat at my desk at the moment raven... lol
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