Politics religion and Jol.

[Lighthouse]

I just wanted to lock my own thread and throw away the key.

[sipwell]

You forgot to lock your own thread.

[fulhamfan]

[leonffc]

You forgot to lock your own thread.

Ssshhhhhh this could get interesting.

[Vinnieffc]

As an athiest, I don't believe in Jol..

[sunburywhite]

As an athiest, I don't believe in Jol..

As a Fulham Supporter I don't believe in Jol

As a politician I know Jol does not have a right wing or left wing stance, everything is lumped through the middle

Spell checker keeps wanting to substitute Jolt for Jol, do you think it knows something I don't?

[Lighthouse]

I only believe in the Mods of the FOF. 'They have the power' (does dance and hand movements) and flashes ....torch to represent disco.

When is a door not a jar. When the mods have the jam.

Jol has a jammy job. I wish he would put a lid on it.

:drums:

[Rupert]

I only believe in the Mods of the FOF. 'They have the power' (does dance and hand movements) and flashes ....torch to represent disco.

When is a door not a jar. When the mods have the jam.

Jol has a jammy job. I wish he would put a lid on it.

:drums:

For the last time, will you please stop the flashing, it gets very embarrassing, especially when you do it at the convent. It isn't even as though you like jam, you have marmalade with your toast and spread marmite on your bread and butter. And don't get me started on the lid issue, Mr "There's a well in the garden, sorry I haven't cut the grass recently" Lighthouse. I still owe the specialist a lot of money for my therapy after that little episode.
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[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

As an Agnostic Dyslexic Procrastinator; I'm not sure if I believe in Dog or Loj

[Guinness Haze]

As an Agnostic Dyslexic Procrastinator; I'm not sure if I believe in Dog or Loj

Superb!!

[HatterDon]

you should never leave your thread unlocked. The next thing you know, a dodgy Yank could wander in.  starsnstripes

[Lighthouse]

I locked the thread but a gang of Mods came in, hit me a few times, and I left vowing never to return. Then I came back because it was raining.

As for people dressing up as Nuns, mentioning no names Rupert. Skipping about in the long grass acting their favourite bit from 'It's a habit, the Sound of Muesli' should heed the warning. 'Be careful what you wish for, WELL'!

As for flashing, The Mother Superior never objected until the grass WAS cut. I think I have made my point.

[Rupert]

I locked the thread but a gang of Mods came in, hit me a few times, and I left vowing never to return. Then I came back because it was raining.

As for people dressing up as Nuns, mentioning no names Rupert. Skipping about in the long grass acting their favourite bit from 'It's a habit, the Sound of Muesli' should heed the warning. 'Be careful what you wish for, WELL'!

As for flashing, The Mother Superior never objected until the grass WAS cut. I think I have made my point.

Oh you made your point all right, or at least the punji sticks at the bottom of the well did. You do know those things are banned by international convention, don't you? They come just after land mines on the no-no list (but a long way ahead of nukes, interestingly enough, cripple one man and the world complains, wipe out Bolivia and nobody outside Bolivia cares).

Anyway, I digress. I find myself, yet again, stressing the facts. It was a talent show, which the nuns were generous enough to host. A song from the Sound of Music, in costume, was a legitimate entry. That particular song you chose from "Hair", in no costume at all, certainly was not. I have no doubt that many of the underprivileged orphans in the audience have yet to recover from your rendition of it. Or rather from your lack of attire as you massacred the musical notes.

[Lighthouse]

Aquarius, dum dum, dumdum ddum Aquarius

I could have been a performer Ma. I could have been somebody.

Orphans what do they know? Bolivia what does it know?


Note from MODS - This is close to being a political post. Blowing up Bolivia is political isn't it? Hold on we are just looking it up. Talk amongst yourselves. Nice thigh boots by the way. Where did you get them? Really? No they made me limp. No but I did have the henna tattoo. Well Sharon did it. No big Dirk did Ridge's Tat. Well he says it's a bike....Hold on...no blowing up Bolivia isn't political. Carry on.

[SmithyFFC]

Lighthouse my friend, you are the heart and soul of FOF

[Logicalman]

Lighthouse my friend, you are the heart and soul of FOF

Well, I have it on good authority he's off his rocker, but then again, his doctor could be wrong I guess.  092.gif

[Holders]

Lighthouse my friend, you are the heart and soul of FOF

Ah, soul.

[The King]

Lighthouse my friend, you are the heart and soul of FOF

Ah, soul.

What is soul? Man, I don't know!

[Lighthouse]

Lighthouse my friend, you are the heart and soul of FOF

Ah, soul.

I know that comes from the bottom of your heart.

[nose]

Lighthouse my friend, you are the heart and soul of FOF

Ah, soul.

What is soul? Man, I don't know!

I take it we are talking Funkadelic? (I know this isn't the post topic but want to know if i have the correct song). If so what a great intervention.