NFR - Harry Redknapp question time

[The Equalizer]

I've just been sent this from a Fulham supporting mate. It's rather priceless. (some of the questions have some choice language which I have edited a little)

Apparently Harry Rednapp has been doing a Q&A on Twitter. Here's some of the questions.  Th ebakewelll tart one had me pissing myself.:




#AskHarry If I draw a face on my b0ll0cks & hang them out the car window, will security let me use your parking spot?

#AskHarry if you had to choose between trouncing the Championship with QPR and getting a brand new Rolls-Royce, what colour would it be?

#AskHarry Be honest have you ever had a tug of Louise Redknapp?

#AskHarry are you doing this out of your car window?

#AskHarry What's the best way to teach a dog how to use a chequebook and calculator?

#AskHarry with all the millions you made from dodging taxes have you never thought of getting your turkey neck sorted out?

#AskHarry There's a little bloke down my local who says he's a jockey & can get me #QPR tickets. Says he knows you. Can you vouch for him?

#AskHarry I've been out of the football loop since March 2012. So how have you found your first 18 months as England Manager?

How many pairs of Louise's pants have you sniffed since Jamie first brought her home? #AskHarry

#ASKHARRY How do you feel when you look in the mirror and see droopy the dog staring back at you?

#AskHarry
My dog isn't getting a good rate of interest with his bank account Can you recommend a better one more suited to his canine needs

#AskHarry at what speed do you have to drive with yr head out of the car window, for your face to appear normal?

If you pulled your 3rd chin over your right eye and stuck out your tongue I think you would look like a cherry bakewell #AskHarry"

Woof Woof Woof, woof, Woof Woof, Woof. Get Rosie to translate #AskHarry

#AskHarry I thought you couldn't read, how are you going to answer these questions? #Twitchy #Skate

If Dale Winton was on your back would you leave him there or toss him off? #AskHarry

#AskHarry has Crystal Palace returned your calls?

#AskHarry have you and Jamie ever went for a pint, sat there and said nothing but triffic, top and literally to each other?

Were you the first person to buckle under the pressure of England manager without actually getting it? #AskHarry

Is it true you asked them to rename the town Sandbanks when you moved there in honour of your face? #AskHarry

#AskHarry when sat next to the fire how close is 'too close'?

Have you tried rubbing yeast in to your face to see if it will rise? #AskHarry

#AskHarry What's the difference between HMRC and PFC? #HarrySays Not much really, I stole money from both

#AskHarry How come now matter how many players you sign you're always "1 or 2 players short" by the time of the next transfer window?

#askharry will you actually be able to read any of these tweets, you melted faced w***er

#askharry do you think Louise lives in perpetual fear that Jamie will develop a facial tick?

#AskHarry are you more proud of jamie for his achievements on the pitch or for nailing Louise?

#AskHarry Harry, how many clothes pegs can you clip to your neck & face? There's a world record waiting to be smashed there pal!

[Airfix]

THIS was the best one, by FAR!

@DamJef #AskHarry How difficult was it going over Niagara Falls in a barrel dressed as a woman?

[mikeyffc28]

Haha, some really funny ones there.

[Forever Fulham]

I dislike the man, but this is some particularly mean stuff.  Even making fun of his complexion.  You must really hate him.

[Northern Cottager]

Enjoyed a fair few of these. About time his media hunger backfired. Haha.

[Andy S]

I don't hate the man enough to find any of these remotely funny

[FFC1987]

Many of these made me laugh I must admit!

I saw a genuine one which I hoped he answered which was '#AskHarry just wondered how @FA was wrong with Hodgson? He has 12 foreign titles & 2 UEFA runner-up spots vs your Div 1 title and an FA cup' Would have been interesting hearing his version of events eminating him as the peoples champ no doubt...

[Buffalo76]

I dislike the man, but this is some particularly mean stuff.  Even making fun of his complexion.  You must really hate him.

Chill out fella

[ron]

I saw him on the One Show the other evening, and I enjoyed his banter and the way he entered into the spirit of the show.

There! I said it and I don't feel bad about it either.

[The Old Count]

Some hilarious some (about his son's wife) uncalled for.

All proceeds from Mr Redknapp's book go to The Bobby Moore Foundation, so good on him.

[Fulham76]

 

THIS was the best one, by FAR!

@DamJef #AskHarry How difficult was it going over Niagara Falls in a barrel dressed as a woman?

:005:

[leonffc]

Some hilarious some (about his son's wife) uncalled for.

All proceeds from Mr Redknapp's book go to The Bobby Moore Foundation, so good on him.

Errrrrr, does he get a tax break by donating to charity?

[aFFCn_Fan]

The canine financial advisor ones are very funny. This made my day

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[fulhamben]

you missed one
askharry. on a scale of 1 to 10 how high can you count to.

[The Equalizer]

I saw him on the One Show the other evening, and I enjoyed his banter and the way he entered into the spirit of the show.

There! I said it and I don't feel bad about it either.

As it goes I saw some of that and agree with you. I particularly enjoyed the 'excuse me old chap' comments, referring to his blatent effing and blinding to the supporters.

[The Equalizer]

THIS was the best one, by FAR!

@DamJef #AskHarry How difficult was it going over Niagara Falls in a barrel dressed as a woman?

I'll respond properly in a minute. Just having issues with tears blocking my vision and spleens leaving the massive splits in my side.

[valdeingruo]

The ones against his son's wife is a bit uncalled for but i definately laughed at the tax and dog related questions

[The Old Count]

Some hilarious some (about his son's wife) uncalled for.

All proceeds from Mr Redknapp's book go to The Bobby Moore Foundation, so good on him.

Errrrrr, does he get a tax break by donating to charity?

Can't get a tax break on income from newly generated income donated to charity. So, no.

[Jimpav]

Harsh in places but the rest made me laugh.

[Fulham Tup North]

THIS was the best one, by FAR!

@DamJef #AskHarry How difficult was it going over Niagara Falls in a barrel dressed as a woman?

I'll respond properly in a minute. Just having issues with tears blocking my vision and spleens leaving the massive splits in my side.

This is uncanny.... :)