PEABODY IS TURNING 75!!

[Burt]

Many happy returns Mr Peabody sir.

I think you should post the worst possible joke you can find to mark the occasion  :dft011:

I hope getting through to the 4th round will be a good birthday present?

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[Berserker]

Happy Bithday Mr Peabody

[HatterDon]

The best possible  081.gif to you, good sir!

[The Equalizer]

Happy birthday Mr Peabody sir!

:Happy New Year 2:

[valdeingruo]

Not to be rude, but a joke for you.

How can you tell you are old?

You go to an auction and three people bid on you.  :drums: 075.gif

Many happy returns.

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[Deanothefulhamfan]

Happy birthday Peabody.... Have a great day

[Peabody]

Thank you. As for the worst joke, I think the last two must rank as that, well according to EpsomRaver.

[Peabody]

 
But as Burt has asked me too, how's this one

A woman received a call that her daughter was sick.

She stopped by the pharmacy to get medication,
Got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside.

The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground.
She looked at it and said "I don't know how to use this."

She bowed her head and asked God to send her HELP.

Within 5 minutes a beat up old motorcycle pulled up.

The driver was a bearded man wearing an old biker skull rag.
The man got off of his cycle and asked if he could help.
She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick. I've locked my keys in my car. I must get home.
Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"

He said "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was open.

She hugged the man and through tears said "Thank You SO Much!
You are a very nice man."

The man replied "Lady, I am NOT a nice man. I just got out of PRISON yesterday,
I was in prison for car theft."

The woman hugged the man again sobbing, "Oh, thank you God!
You even sent me a Professional!"

[DukeTyrion]

Happy Birthday Mr P, have a great one \o/

[RaySmith]

Many Happy Returns Mr Peabody.

[WhiteJC]

many happy returns  :beer:

[epsomraver]

Thank you. As for the worst joke, I think the last two must rank as that, well according to EpsomRaver.

Come on Mr P I was not the only one ! I defend your jokes mostly! any way  081.gif 081.gif, up for the game tonight, win on your birthday?

[Nick Bateman]

Best regards on such a grand age! You must have had the privilege of witnessing the great Johnny Haynes in person!

[Peabody]

Thank you. As for the worst joke, I think the last two must rank as that, well according to EpsomRaver.

Come on Mr P I was not the only one ! I defend your jokes mostly! any way  081.gif 081.gif, up for the game tonight, win on your birthday?

I've got the hump now. Only joking

[Peabody]

Best regards on such a grand age! You must have had the privilege of witnessing the great Johnny Haynes in person!


Saw him when he was just a lad

[ToodlesMcToot]

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Mr. Peabody. I hope you get to celebrate it just as you like (many more as well). Perhaps Fulham will pitch in for a win for you tonight.

COYW!

[OldBrownShoe]

Many happy returns Peabody. Have a smashing day. Can't promise a win tonight or any signings this window however I heard from contacts that we are trying to persuade Roy Bentley out of retirement.
All the best dear chap.

[somerset cockernee]

 

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[YankeeJim]

Happy birthday to you good sir!

In your honor, a trio of groaners:

At the Senior Citizens Centre they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa!!!

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!!  At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular people porn, you sick bastard

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[KP_FFC]

happy birthday :D