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Offline AnotherVicHalomLoveChild

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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #40 on: October 14, 2014, 10:07:08 PM »
Has to be Simon Cowell, Mel B/C or D or whatever she calls herself & the other male idiot
Could just about bear Chesa but then I'm not a night club coat attendant!
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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #41 on: October 14, 2014, 10:17:02 PM »
Barack, Hillary & Al Gore.

Course, they likely wouldn't notice me since I wouldn't be on the ceiling.
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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #42 on: October 14, 2014, 10:25:06 PM »
Dick Cheney
Rush Limbaugh
and I'll go with "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart because you know he'll have the megaphone
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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #43 on: October 14, 2014, 10:30:58 PM »
Quote from: jj____ on October 14, 2014, 10:25:06 PM
Dick Cheney
Rush Limbaugh
and I'll go with "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart because you know he'll have the megaphone


Don't know who Jimmy Hart is but the common sense of Dick Cheney could be dangerous for some of the liberal persuasion. LOL  093.gif
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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #44 on: October 14, 2014, 10:53:56 PM »
OOF Jim.  We are going to have to keep our relationship strictly football, ha!
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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #45 on: October 14, 2014, 11:10:36 PM »
Quote from: jj____ on October 14, 2014, 10:53:56 PM
OOF Jim.  We are going to have to keep our relationship strictly football, ha!


Never fear. I just like to nip at peoples heels. Some really can't take a little nudge. I've never quite understood why more folks don't latch onto my wisdom when it comes to politics.   086.gif  Lets keep it to football.  049:gif
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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #46 on: October 15, 2014, 06:46:36 AM »
Jon Arne Riisa
Luis Suárez
Micky Quinn

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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #47 on: October 15, 2014, 09:31:52 AM »
Another 3 from me:- Sepp Blatter, Felix Magath, Alex Ferguson....ugh.
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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #48 on: October 15, 2014, 03:52:51 PM »
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on October 15, 2014, 07:20:35 AM
Sandy Toksvig, Alex Ferguson. Sepp Blatter

Eh? I'd LOVE to be in a lift with Sandi Toksvig funny, intelligent, charming.  Tis a pity she's not heterosexual but that's a relaqtively minor thing.
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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #49 on: October 15, 2014, 04:01:34 PM »
Piers Morgan, Kanye West, Bill Maher

If I lived the rest of my life without hearing another sound uttered from any of these three, it will have improved.
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« Reply #50 on: October 15, 2014, 05:35:17 PM »
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!
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« Reply #51 on: October 15, 2014, 06:36:11 PM »
Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 05:35:17 PM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

according to scallys dad there is a "gas" problem?  :005:
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« Reply #52 on: October 15, 2014, 07:13:16 PM »
Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 05:35:17 PM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

Quote from: epsomraver on October 15, 2014, 06:36:11 PM
Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 05:35:17 PM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

according to scallys dad there is a "gas" problem?  :005:

No I have no arsonistic tendencies whatsoever, honest gov 8)
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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #53 on: October 15, 2014, 07:49:11 PM »
George Monbiot, Russell Brand and Ravel Morrison.
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« Reply #54 on: October 15, 2014, 08:03:32 PM »
Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 07:13:16 PM
Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 05:35:17 PM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

Quote from: epsomraver on October 15, 2014, 06:36:11 PM
Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 05:35:17 PM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

according to scallys dad there is a "gas" problem?  :005:

No I have no arsonistic tendencies whatsoever, honest gov 8)

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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #55 on: October 15, 2014, 08:04:11 PM »
Quote from: ToodlesMcToot on October 15, 2014, 04:01:34 PM
Piers Morgan, Kanye West, Bill Maher

If I lived the rest of my life without hearing another sound uttered from any of these three, it will have improved.



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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #56 on: October 15, 2014, 08:20:20 PM »
If it was an American lift: Any 3 from
  • Sandy Rios
    Glenn Beck
    Bill O'Reilly
    Harry Reid
    Paris Hilton
    John Boehner
    Eric Cantor
    Joel Osteen and his wife, the delightful Victoria

An all girls lift:
The  Kardashians (and a huge weight)

An English lift
  • Phil the Greek and 1 of his mates
    Lord Raglan (and his type)

    A huge multi-national lift
    Almost every politician on the planet, that ever lived except William Wilberforce
    Most people with hyphenated names including this geezer (whoever he is)
    Captain Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache)
    All Toffs born into money with plums in their mouths who have 'fags' at schools like Eton
Most people who earn huge salaries working for Charities because they are 'well connected'


I guess I messed up using the bullet points button then
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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #57 on: October 15, 2014, 09:51:53 PM »
If it's American any politician, big financial executive or the CEO of Comcast. 
If it's international any politician, big financial executive or Felix. 
In both situations I would be the terrorist with the bomb strapped to me! 


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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #58 on: October 15, 2014, 11:08:10 PM »
Quote from: Southcoastffc on October 15, 2014, 03:52:51 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on October 15, 2014, 07:20:35 AM
Sandy Toksvig, Alex Ferguson. Sepp Blatter

Eh? I'd LOVE to be in a lift with Sandi Toksvig funny, intelligent, charming.  Tis a pity she's not heterosexual but that's a relaqtively minor thing.

Toksvig is from the Loony left and panders to the enemies of this Country whilst earning a living here, a complete and utter hypocrite, but then her loony left sort always are.
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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #59 on: October 15, 2014, 11:10:50 PM »
Quote from: Southcoastffc on October 15, 2014, 03:52:51 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on October 15, 2014, 07:20:35 AM
Sandy Toksvig, Alex Ferguson. Sepp Blatter

Eh? I'd LOVE to be in a lift with Sandi Toksvig funny, intelligent, charming.  Tis a pity she's not heterosexual but that's a relaqtively minor thing.
Quote from: Southcoastffc on October 15, 2014, 03:52:51 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on October 15, 2014, 07:20:35 AM
Sandy Toksvig, Alex Ferguson. Sepp Blatter

Eh? I'd LOVE to be in a lift with Sandi Toksvig funny, intelligent, charming.  Tis a pity she's not heterosexual but that's a relaqtively minor thing.
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