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Offline Woolly Mammoth

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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #60 on: October 15, 2014, 11:13:59 PM »
Sandy Toksvig, Alex Ferguson. Sepp Blatter

Eh? I'd LOVE to be in a lift with Sandi Toksvig funny, intelligent, charming.  Tis a pity she's not heterosexual but that's a relaqtively minor thing.


Hmmm.  Tolksvig charming eh, so was Jack The Ripper, and so was that well known Scottish Fisherman, Jock The Kipper.

Offline ron

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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #61 on: October 15, 2014, 11:16:29 PM »
Ah well, come the revolution, that's Sandi's place in the tumbril well and truly booked then.

Now, let's widen the search for loonies to take the same journey....er....um......

Offline Berserker

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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #62 on: October 16, 2014, 12:06:51 AM »
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

according to scallys dad there is a "gas" problem?  :005:

No I have no arsonistic tendencies whatsoever, honest gov 8)

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gas  = petrol, petrol could be used by an arsonist....  maybe I was thinking too much out of the box for most people, well probably for all people
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Offline YankeeJim

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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #63 on: October 16, 2014, 12:56:28 AM »
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

according to scallys dad there is a "gas" problem?  :005:

No I have no arsonistic tendencies whatsoever, honest gov 8)

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gas  = petrol, petrol could be used by an arsonist....  maybe I was thinking too much out of the box for most people, well probably for all people


Dear lady, this is primarily a male forum so of course, crude is what to expect. You were thinking danger and I was thinking of eau de bean.

Offline ToodlesMcToot

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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #64 on: October 16, 2014, 05:51:29 AM »
Can I just add Nancy Grace to my list? Those living Stateside will most likely understand why.

Offline Slaphead in Qatar

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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #65 on: October 16, 2014, 07:13:24 AM »
kevin pietersen.


Offline David Allen Crankshaw

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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #66 on: October 16, 2014, 09:21:51 AM »
Ed Miliband, Polly Toynbee, Yvette Cooper.

Offline Barrett487

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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #67 on: October 16, 2014, 09:25:35 AM »
liza minelli
david gest
jeremy kyle

(with lift music by coldplay)

Offline dgnffc

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Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
« Reply #68 on: October 16, 2014, 12:57:41 PM »
Robbie Savage
Joey Barton
Roy Keane