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Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.

Started by bog, October 13, 2014, 01:22:18 PM

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Woolly Mammoth

Quote from: Southcoastffc on October 15, 2014, 03:52:51 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on October 15, 2014, 07:20:35 AM
Sandy Toksvig, Alex Ferguson. Sepp Blatter

Eh? I'd LOVE to be in a lift with Sandi Toksvig funny, intelligent, charming.  Tis a pity she's not heterosexual but that's a relaqtively minor thing.


Hmmm.  Tolksvig charming eh, so was Jack The Ripper, and so was that well known Scottish Fisherman, Jock The Kipper.
Its not the man in the fight, it's the fight in the man.  🐘

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Ah well, come the revolution, that's Sandi's place in the tumbril well and truly booked then.

Now, let's widen the search for loonies to take the same journey....er....um......

Berserker

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Quote from: YankeeJim on October 15, 2014, 08:03:32 PM
Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 07:13:16 PM
Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 05:35:17 PM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

Quote from: epsomraver on October 15, 2014, 06:36:11 PM
Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 05:35:17 PM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

according to scallys dad there is a "gas" problem?  :005:

No I have no arsonistic tendencies whatsoever, honest gov 8)

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gas  = petrol, petrol could be used by an arsonist....  maybe I was thinking too much out of the box for most people, well probably for all people
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YankeeJim

Quote from: Berserker on October 16, 2014, 12:06:51 AM
Quote from: YankeeJim on October 15, 2014, 08:03:32 PM
Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 07:13:16 PM
Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 05:35:17 PM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

Quote from: epsomraver on October 15, 2014, 06:36:11 PM
Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 05:35:17 PM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

according to scallys dad there is a "gas" problem?  :005:

No I have no arsonistic tendencies whatsoever, honest gov 8)

1500.gif

gas  = petrol, petrol could be used by an arsonist....  maybe I was thinking too much out of the box for most people, well probably for all people


Dear lady, this is primarily a male forum so of course, crude is what to expect. You were thinking danger and I was thinking of eau de bean.
Its not that I could and others couldn't.
Its that I did and others didn't.

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Can I just add Nancy Grace to my list? Those living Stateside will most likely understand why.
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." — The Dude



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liza minelli
david gest
jeremy kyle

(with lift music by coldplay)

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