NFR Joke

[Peabody]

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant, and order the 'Chicken Surprise'.

The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around, before the lid slams back down.

'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband.

He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot.

He reaches for it and again the lid rises and he sees two little eyes, looking around before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.

'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'

The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise'

(You're going to love this, and you're going to hate yourself for loving it!...)

'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, my mistake'....... That's PEEKING  DUCK.........!!!!!!!!!

[jarv]

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[bunter]

Brilliant

[tommy]

Love it

[blingo]

Im groaning and laughing at the same time lol.

[Logicalman]

 

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[YankeeJim]

Ladies, I repent for what I am about to do.

SEXUAL HARASSMENT                 
Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker
at the coffee machine.
He stops, inhales quite deeply and says that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, the woman can't stand it any more.
She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources and
asks to file a Sexual Harassment grievance against the guy.
The supervisor is puzzled and asks,
"What's threatening about a co-worker
telling you your hair smells nice?"
"It's Frank. The midget."