Black and White Sarnie

[SJMaestro]

A while back me and the kids made up a game on a long car journey where we invented a Fulham FC café (The Black and White Sarnie) which served FFC related food. Below is our work so far. Please resist the temptation to take the mick or call Social Services! Any more suggestions?



Starters
Putney Chutney
Shahid Naan

Mains
Chilli con Khan(i)
Mohammed Ale Pie ed
Ross Mc Korma
Chicken Shashlik Roberts
Cottage Pie
Spaghetti BologHaynes
(Oohh Terry) Angus Steak
Moussaka Dembele

Sides
Scott Tarka Daal
Cauleyflower Cheese

Desserts
Kit Kat Symons
Bettinelli Jelly

[JDH101]

Is Dan Burn head chef?

[JDH101]

Can't believe you left Ben Pringle off the menu. Who doesn't love a Pringle?

[Blanco]

Matt Smith Apple Pie and if you serve alcohol i'd order a shot(no pun intended) of Rodajägermeister

[valdeingruo]

Stewed O'Hara

Woodrow-fired Salmon

Crème-Dembele

Roast Garbutt

Jazzed up Potatos

[JDH101]

Stewed O'Hara

Woodrow-fired Salmon

Crème-Dembele

Roast Garbutt

Jazzed up Potatos

Crème-Dembele is a good one

[BestOfBrede]

You forgot Brede and Butter pudding (who I think still posts on this forum)

How about Roger Brown Bread

[dannyboi-ffc]

Orlando SAlad

[Southdowns White]

Les Strong Cheddar, Cock o Van De sar.

[RaySmith]

Alan Mulledwinery

Brian McBridey -Scottish pasty

Paul Parker-Knoll - comfy armchair to enjoy your meal

Maurice Cook -chef

Barry Mealand -a half

I'd better stop now!

[Black and White Town]

Can't think of any more player puns, but some of my crueller friends say I only support Fulham because I like being full of ham.

[Supermitch]

Maurice Cook (or Lee Cook) must be in charge of catering

[madffc]

Elvis Hammond Eggs

[dannyboi-ffc]

Tony Quale (gale)

George's  chicken BrEaST

Pjitim Kasalami

Peyton Pringle's Ice Cream- new flavour from Ben and Gerry's.

Leggatt of lamb

Spotted DICKson  Etuhu

SAVAloy

Is it dangerous thinking of these whilst I'm driving my bus lol?

[Sheepskin Junior]

Les Strong Cheddar, Cock o Van De sar.

This has to be my favourite so far

How about Hot Crossley Buns?

[dannyboi-ffc]

Sweet and saha chicken

Bobby Petta Bread

Ian Black Pudding

Sweet Chihi sauce

Bangers and Macedo

[colinwhite]

A few drinks .....to wash it all down

a tomjohn collins ,
followed by a Murphy stout
and a frank large scotch  (currant after recent thread)
Eat and drink that lot and you would definitely get a bad case of Dan arse burn the next day !

[Barrett487]

Salcido Verde

Maik Taylor's port

Barrett's Liquorice Allsorts