The 2016 Official Silly Summer Season Transfer Thread

[Deeping_white]

There's a picture going round twitter which allegedly shows Jozabed sitting in the cottage at the game last night! (I admit it does look a lot like him!)

[fulhamben]

There's a picture going round twitter which allegedly shows Jozabed sitting in the cottage at the game last night! (I admit it does look a lot like him!)

he gonna love playing in front of odoi. The will own the right flank against any team.

[..FOF..]

There's a picture going round twitter which allegedly shows Jozabed sitting in the cottage at the game last night! (I admit it does look a lot like him!)

Unclear to me.

[cmg]

...good to see Jeremy Corbyn there, too.

[ffcjohnnyf]

That Jozabed looks useful!

https://youtu.be/htzf4HKwyvQ

[Slaphead in Qatar]

...good to see Jeremy Corbyn there, too.

He can strengthen our left wing

[Mince n Tatties]

Thats not Jozabum thats Hilda the tealadys toyboy.
And you can see her to his right, she aint happy as he
Playin on his mobile All evening.

[cmg]

...good to see Jeremy Corbyn there, too.

He can strengthen our left wing

Eric: I wondered when the left-wing jokes would start.

Ernie: He is a left-wing joke.

:Get Coat gif: you keep slinging them across: I'll keep nodding them in.

(Sorry, Jer. I'm on your side really. Or at least on your wing.)

[cmg]

Actually Jozabed's been here so long he'll be due a benefit before he's been officially announced.

[FFC1999]

With the way Slavisla speaks in press conferences, its clear he wants the money reinvested and hopefully this means we can bring in a top striker and right midfielder because if he does, I can see us going a long way this season.

[Lighthouse]

Please let's not spend stupid money on one player.

[Mince n Tatties]

Has he signed then, some say he has, others he flew in
Thursday for Medical or was it Wednesday.
If he has why has the club, Sky, BBC and papers
Not said so..Does he exist or is he a figment of the
Imagination of these Twitter followers.Answers on a postcard
to Hilda the tealady at The Cottage.Coyw

[TWFL]

Has he signed then, some say he has, others he flew in
Thursday for Medical or was it Wednesday.
If he has why has the club, Sky, BBC and papers
Not said so..Does he exist or is he a figment of the
Imagination of these Twitter followers.Answers on a postcard
to Hilda the tealady at The Cottage.Coyw

Pictured at the cottage last night, awaiting international clearance. Don't worry!

[f5shooter]

Didn't Eddie Johnson bang in goals in the MLS?


Just saying......

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and Bradley Wright Phillips was top scorer in the whole league one year. Far to difficult to rate a player on mls experience alone

I understand that, and I'm not saying he's the next Messi.... but if you can get a 20 year-old International for probably less than £500,000, I think he's worth a punt. 

He broke the rookie scoring record by 5-6 goals last year and is amongst the top scorers this year at 20 years old, and none are penalties, as Kaka take those for his team.

Oh well, I'll stop, as I'm sounding like the lad's agent, but I really think he's going to make some team very happy they took the chance on him.

[valdeingruo]

Didn't Eddie Johnson bang in goals in the MLS?


Just saying......

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and Bradley Wright Phillips was top scorer in the whole league one year. Far to difficult to rate a player on mls experience alone

I understand that, and I'm not saying he's the next Messi.... but if you can get a 20 year-old International for probably less than £500,000, I think he's worth a punt. 

He broke the rookie scoring record by 5-6 goals last year and is amongst the top scorers this year at 20 years old, and none are penalties, as Kaka take those for his team.

Oh well, I'll stop, as I'm sounding like the lad's agent, but I really think he's going to make some team very happy they took the chance on him.

I will agree on the risk worth taking, he looks better than Johnson did at that stage, plus hes been learning with a decent set of guys. Every player from a different league is a risk. As stated above a few of the portugese teams are looking at him.

[EricB]

Mail linking us with Zachary Clough

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3727372/Zach-Clough-left-Bolton-s-League-One-opener-amid-Fulham-Middlesbrough-interest.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

[EricB]

Mail also linking us to Tom Lees
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3727227/Sheffield-Wednesday-set-Tom-Lees-new-25-000-week-deal-fend-Burnley-Derby-Fulham.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

[Mince n Tatties]

Daily Mail links us with someone everyday.

[HillingdonFFC]

Marca said Jozabed was a done deal but a few worrying reports on Twitter now that there may have been problems with the medical.
Sounds plausible as he was over here on Wednesday, you'd of thought it would've been tied up by now. Others saying its a just a hold up due to international clearance?

[One James stannard]

Zach clough is a quality young baller and if we could get him for 2million I'd be very pleased with that.