Merged - Official Cyrian on Loan

[fulhamben]

About 5' 8" - so not a CF at all - a small pacey '2nd striker.' who's next?!

We was going to get Messi, but at 5 foot 5 you would probably relegate him to the reserves

[Woolly Mammoth]

Lol this board sometimes. How many goals have we scored from open play by a header? I doubt it's 5. Now compare that to the amount of times we have pulled the ball back from the by line only to have one of our less mobile strikers to be nowhere to be seen. He is just the type of player our system needs imo. A nippy poacher.

Yes Indeed, he use to be a Game Keeper, that's where he learnt his trade, from Poachers.

[sipwell]

is he any good?

Played for a poor Standard (it was hard not to get into that team), had an unsuccesful time at Anderlecht and went to a newly promoted yet ambitious club. Had a good year last year, but was a bench warmer this season. He started in 10 games or so and was beaten to a starting position by players 6 years younger.

Also, this is Belgian football. Not the place where the best Belgian football players tend to play.

Honestly, not convinced at all.

[Woolly Mammoth]

My up to the minute Executive Reporters are feeding me up to date info as we speak, nothing to report yet. But stand by.

[fulhamben]

My up to the minute Executive Reporters are feeding me up to date info as we speak, nothing to report yet. But stand by.

one would pressume that you are using the more accurate pro evolution soccer football's stats in your posts, as opposed to the commercialised and compromised football manager ones.that murdoch controls all the sheep

[fulhamben]

is he any good?

Played for a poor Standard (it was hard not to get into that team), had an unsuccesful time at Anderlecht and went to a newly promoted yet ambitious club. Had a good year last year, but was a bench warmer this season. He started in 10 games or so and was beaten to a starting position by players 6 years younger.

Also, this is Belgian football. Not the place where the best Belgian football players tend to play.

Honestly, not convinced at all.

1. Does he want to be here
2. Is he un committed like the derby player
3. Can we trust him not to compromise our results so as to help a rival

[NogoodBoyo]

My up to the minute Executive Reporters are feeding me up to date info as we speak, nothing to report yet. But stand by.

Need more transfer info to get me off Trumptime over here.  Time to make another trunk call.
Nogood "and reverse the hairy elephant charges too, see" Boyo

[Woolly Mammoth]

My up to the minute Executive Reporters are feeding me up to date info as we speak, nothing to report yet. But stand by.

one would pressume that you are using the more accurate pro evolution soccer football's stats in your posts, as opposed to the commercialised and compromised football manager ones.that murdoch controls all the sheep

I get my information from a couple of reliable Football Agents who play for my Sunday morning  football team. They play alongside our Captain Udo Onwere, you may have heard of him.

If there is further news, you will be the first to know, and I miss Matt Smith already. 

[fulhamben]

My up to the minute Executive Reporters are feeding me up to date info as we speak, nothing to report yet. But stand by.

one would pressume that you are using the more accurate pro evolution soccer football's stats in your posts, as opposed to the commercialised and compromised football manager ones.that murdoch controls all the sheep

I get my information from a couple of reliable Football Agents who play for my Sunday morning  football team. They play alongside our Captain Udo Onwere, you may have heard of him.

Next Question

If that's your answer, then you have failed to grasp the concept of the question. ( deep breathe, control the roid rage ;)  )  anyway, what are we going to do with the Matt Smith appreciation club. I can't afford to buy all the members a caravan for their ma

[Woolly Mammoth]

is he any good?

Played for a poor Standard (it was hard not to get into that team), had an unsuccesful time at Anderlecht and went to a newly promoted yet ambitious club. Had a good year last year, but was a bench warmer this season. He started in 10 games or so and was beaten to a starting position by players 6 years younger.

Also, this is Belgian football. Not the place where the best Belgian football players tend to play.

Honestly, not convinced at all.

1. Does he want to be here
2. Is he un committed like the derby player
3. Can we trust him not to compromise our results so as to help a rival

Please do not leap off Putney Bridge yet, there could be further exciting news.

[Woolly Mammoth]

My up to the minute Executive Reporters are feeding me up to date info as we speak, nothing to report yet. But stand by.

one would pressume that you are using the more accurate pro evolution soccer football's stats in your posts, as opposed to the commercialised and compromised football manager ones.that murdoch controls all the sheep

I get my information from a couple of reliable Football Agents who play for my Sunday morning  football team. They play alongside our Captain Udo Onwere, you may have heard of him.

Next Question

If that's your answer, then you have failed to grasp the concept of the question. ( deep breathe, control the roid rage ;)  )  anyway, what are we going to do with the Matt Smith appreciation club. I can't afford to buy all the members a caravan for their ma

No that's not the answer, my legal advisors will let you know the answer, also my Haemorrhoids are a lot better, thanks for asking.
I wonder how many goals Matt Smith will score for QPR, plus stats is not a word in a dictionary owned by me.

[fulhamben]

is he any good?

Played for a poor Standard (it was hard not to get into that team), had an unsuccesful time at Anderlecht and went to a newly promoted yet ambitious club. Had a good year last year, but was a bench warmer this season. He started in 10 games or so and was beaten to a starting position by players 6 years younger.

Also, this is Belgian football. Not the place where the best Belgian football players tend to play.

Honestly, not convinced at all.

1. Does he want to be here
2. Is he un committed like the derby player
3. Can we trust him not to compromise our results so as to help a rival

Please do not leap off Putney Bridge yet, there could be further exciting news.

I'm quite excited with this one. And he was one slavisa wanted in the summer was he not. It's a shame we didn't get him then, might of saved us loaning the derby embarrassment

[fulhamben]

My up to the minute Executive Reporters are feeding me up to date info as we speak, nothing to report yet. But stand by.

one would pressume that you are using the more accurate pro evolution soccer football's stats in your posts, as opposed to the commercialised and compromised football manager ones.that murdoch controls all the sheep

I get my information from a couple of reliable Football Agents who play for my Sunday morning  football team. They play alongside our Captain Udo Onwere, you may have heard of him.

Next Question

If that's your answer, then you have failed to grasp the concept of the question. ( deep breathe, control the roid rage ;)  )  anyway, what are we going to do with the Matt Smith appreciation club. I can't afford to buy all the members a caravan for their ma

No that's not the answer, my legal advisors will let you know the answer, also my Haemorrhoids are a lot better, thanks for asking.
I wonder how many goals Matt Smith will score for WOR.

not many, he has his two for the season

[davew]

Where is this reported

This is Confidential and Restricted information. It has not been made official yet. When it does,  you heard it hear first.

Yes that's true, but I don't believe a word of it!! Is he any good?

[Woolly Mammoth]

Where is this reported

This is Confidential and Restricted information. It has not been made official yet. When it does,  you heard it hear first.

Yes that's true, but I don't believe a word of it!! Is he any good?

Any good at what may I ask ? I know he always wins at Ludo. .

[davew]

is he any good?

Played for a poor Standard (it was hard not to get into that team), had an unsuccesful time at Anderlecht and went to a newly promoted yet ambitious club. Had a good year last year, but was a bench warmer this season. He started in 10 games or so and was beaten to a starting position by players 6 years younger.

Also, this is Belgian football. Not the place where the best Belgian football players tend to play.

Honestly, not convinced at all.

1. Does he want to be here
2. Is he un committed like the derby player
3. Can we trust him not to compromise our results so as to help a rival

Please do not leap off Putney Bridge yet, there could be further exciting news.

You have given up your job as marshal and are going first, perhaps we could do a synchronised demonstration, though I can't get there for 11pm from Cornwall! It's ok if you go it alone, I will write something nice on here (lol).

[davew]

No, no and no, good signing for us!! Reply to your comment Ben by the way.

[Woolly Mammoth]

is he any good?

Played for a poor Standard (it was hard not to get into that team), had an unsuccesful time at Anderlecht and went to a newly promoted yet ambitious club. Had a good year last year, but was a bench warmer this season. He started in 10 games or so and was beaten to a starting position by players 6 years younger.

Also, this is Belgian football. Not the place where the best Belgian football players tend to play.

Honestly, not convinced at all.

1. Does he want to be here
2. Is he un committed like the derby player
3. Can we trust him not to compromise our results so as to help a rival

Please do not leap off Putney Bridge yet, there could be further exciting news.

You have given up your job as marshal and are going first, perhaps we could do a synchronised demonstration, though I can't get there for 11pm from Cornwall! It's ok if you go it alone, I will write something nice on here (lol).

.

I may make an enormous splash, with further dramatic headlines from my Crack Unit of Executive Reporters.

[blakey]

Maybe he is a specialist penalty taker.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Maybe he is a specialist penalty taker.

Let's hope so, we need one desperately.