You know you are getting old when...

[CorkedHat]

You know you are getting old when you see David Dimbleby on television and he looks older than you remember his dad, Richard.
You know you are getting old when one of your young Facebook friends asks you who The Beatles are? You know you are getting old when people say today is the 70th anniversary of the Blitz and you have to confess that you lived through it.
Bloody hell!

[WhiteJC]

you know your getting old when ...


now what did I come in here for?

[Huge]

its ok, i put the kettle in the fridge this morning

[Burt]

...three pints is your limit, rather than the 10 you used to manage in your yoof.

[Lighthouse]

You know you are getting old when you start a sentence and ..........forget what it was you were going to write.

You know you are getting old when that bloke who was in the, oh the thing that was on last night,you know? He used to be married to that woman who you liked. You know? She was in that series with that dog with a limp. Anyway he died last week and you  thought he died years ago.

You know you are getting old when you want to spend a penny but decide to wait until there is something else you need to do on the way.

You know you are getting old when you look at the clock, think of what it is you need to do, and an hour has  passed when you decide to do it.

You know you are getting old when the highlight of your day is deciding what to watch on television.

You know you are getting old when you no longer watch soap operas because you know you will end before it does.

You know you are getting old when you remember the time Doctors and Policeman and Politicians were trusted.

You know you are getting old when you want to spend a penny. But have waited to long for something to do on the way.

[Nick the Swede]

I knew I was sold when the team I support in Sweden appointed a manager younger than me   :026:

[WhiteJC]

you know that your old when the actor who plays James Bond is younger than you





or you relate to "last of the summer wine"

[epsomraver]

You know you are old when you go the hair dressers and they don't ask how you want it!

[duffbeer]

your arms are too short to read the newspaper.

[RidgeRider]

you HAVE to trim your nose hairs and your eyebrows start to look like a furry wombat

[epsomraver]

you to have trim your nose hairs and your eyebrows start to look like a furry wombat

You go for a check up at the hospital and they ask for a urine and stool samples, you say "what did they say?" your Missus says "Leave your underpants with reception" :005:

[RidgeRider]

you to have trim your nose hairs and your eyebrows start to look like a furry wombat

You go for a check up at the hospital and they ask for a urine and stool samples, you say "what did they say?" your Missus says "Leave your underpants with reception" :005:

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[HatterDon]

The best definition of getting older is: "When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night."

[RidgeRider]

The best definition of getting older is: "When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night."

Sleep? I've heard insomnia is just around the corner.  :dft012:

[SoCalJoe]

When you say something to your teenager that was a carbon copy of what your parents said to you.

When you think that Elm and Eddie would be a great pairing against anyone except the Reading Reserves.   
Right HD?   :58:

[FC Silver Fox]

You see a mother and daughter and find the mother more attractive than the daughter.... I haven't yet got to the stage of grandmother and mother but I'm sure Corked Hat will enlighten us on that particular problem.

[FatFreddysCat]

When you've just spent £38 on the internet on something called sport skins (the shorts)  in the hope you might still be able to play football. Never heard of them till a couple of hours ago, but  told one of my mates i've decided to play tonight and he told me about these skin things. If they're any good i'm going to get the tee shirt version.

[cebu]

When this song ...

http://www.funnyinside.com/mlpic481.shtml

... is your song.

[finnster01]

When the fart turns out to catch you by complete surprise and contains a little more excess residue than what it used to...  :046:

[Logicalman]

.. when you read the autobiography of some old politician/footballer, and it suddenly hits you that you lived through the days he is talking about in his youth !!