Schurrle - Is he really sick?

[davew]

Strange the mystery virus is still there, what do you think?

[Mince n Tatties]

Apparently was helping Hilda do the teas one morning,when he slipped on her new baked Victoria Sponge he knocked off the table.
Hilda smacked him with a wooden spoon and apparently hasn't been seen since...Well that's what I've heard.😝

[bigalffc]

I think his "sickness" is due to the fact he realises he is not good enough for the job.

[Andy S]

Very cruel

[davew]

Very cruel

Certainly was, Hilda had that spoon since she was a child and very upset having broken it into 3 pieces.

[Milo]

2 weeks ... flu could last that long.. but 3 weeks maximum and from that injury report it sounded like he was nowhere near returning.

Something smells fishy.. and Im not talking about the contents of Baldricks Apple crumble

[Mince n Tatties]

Very cruel

Certainly was, Hilda had that spoon since she was a child and very upset having broken it into 3 pieces.

lol

[Woolly Mammoth]

He has made me feel sick watching him loaf around the pitch as if he is on an afternoon stroll in the park.
Let alone his failure to make a tackle.

[Ronnief]

I had a virus after Christmas and it lasted over a month so I have some sympathy for him. I can assure you I didn't pass it on to him as he got nowhere near me on the halfway line. 😜

[Horsfield_No9]

I'm not convinced we'll see him again in a Fulham shirt. I heard he's in Germany.

[MikeTheCubed]

He's suffering from Lazyitis.

[Matt10]

Hopefully he feels better, that's a long time to be sick. Fulham reject to some fans or not, he's still under 30 years old and have to be concerned for anyone going through something like that.

[Woolly Mammoth]

He's suffering from Lazyitis.

I know where I would like to stick the Thermometer.

[Yamus]

Obviously not tried the highly successful cheese remedy he's fellow German friend swears by

[gang]

Attitude Itis. Same problem at Dortmund.

[SP]

Not sure if my memory is playing tricks but did Schurrle do ok against Palace on his debut?  August seems a longtime ago but I'm sure I recall him running at & beating a few defenders?  Also a strong penalty claim.

[The Rational Fan]

Well, his peak fitness is barely enough so it doesn't have to be a bad illiness.

[Milo]

Someone get him some Tamiflu.

[The Rational Fan]

He has had four managers in under a year, maybe his getting a little confused.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Well, his peak fitness is barely enough so it doesn't have to be a bad illiness.

Calpol is all he needs.