Our very own Corked Hat (aka The Bard) on the front cover of Grazia magazine..

[LBNo11]

...maybe I should censor you from seeing this, but Corked Hat has been hiding his light under a bushell; here he is on the front cover of the Australian version of Grazia magazine, alongside Nicole Kidman and Lindsey Lohan.

Those of you who met him last time he was over may not recognised him suited and booted and his hair groomed, but I have it on good authority that it is the same man - this is why he is on the famous Fulham fans list:-

[WhiteJC]

he suits that green dress 

[The Equalizer]

 :tom:

[CorkedHat]

When the photographer, Kavit Singh, posted this on Facebook I had to explain then and I shall explain now - the tie I am wearing which uncannily looks like a Chelsea tie is in fact the Carlton FC (AFL) Members tie of which I am a proud and passionate adherent. The colour and motif look like Chelsea and Carlton are indeed called The Blues but that folks is as far as it goes.  :down_under:

[The Equalizer]

When the photographer, Kavit Singh, posted this on Facebook I had to explain then and I shall explain now - the tie I am wearing which uncannily looks like a Chelsea tie is in fact the Carlton FC (AFL) Members tie of which I am a proud and passionate adherent. The colour and motif look like Chelsea and Carlton are indeed called The Blues but that folks is as far as it goes.  :down_under:

That's all well and good John, but why are you on the front cover of a women's magazine?

[Blingo]

Move over George Clooney, Leonardo di Caprio and Brad Pitt. The "Bard" will be getting offers from all over the Island and will be spoilt for choice on 60 plus Shiela's. He ought to be renamed
"THE FULHAM STUD"  :005: :005: :005: :005: :005:

[Burt]

Blimey Mr CH sir, congratulations on joining the likes of Hugh Grant, Lilly Allen, Example, Michael Jackson, Pope JP2 etc. as a Fulham Celeb!

Don't let it go to your head...  :003:

[Scrumpy]

...so what do you do Corky? Are you a writer? Photographer? Playboy?

[TonyGilroy]

...so what do you do Corky? Are you a writer? Photographer? Playboy?

He's obviously a celebrity.

They don't actually do anything. They just are.

[Airfix]

That's all well and good John, but why are you on the front cover of a women's magazine?

As it is a women's magazine, I suspect it's a "before and after" shot for a make-over.  Polish CH up and you get Nicole Kidman!

[The Equalizer]

That's all well and good John, but why are you on the front cover of a women's magazine?

As it is a women's magazine, I suspect it's a "before and after" shot for a make-over.  Polish CH up and you get Nicole Kidman!

Ha! Gok Wan eat your heart out!

[VB]

Oh my :005:

[HatterDon]

I. Have. No. Words.

[finnster01]

Well done Mr CorkedHat.  :clap_hands:

Hmmm...Very Mods like... Is the Vespa parked outside?  :dft012:

[Chopper]

I wanna know what the event of the year is ...

[NogoodBoyo]

I have it on good authority that Mr. Hat is a world renowned media merchant.
Nogood "calling Corked just a plain old merchant, isit" Boyo

[TheDaddy]

Grab a Grazia, Is that Aussie for grab a Granny or Grandad  :hook:

[sipwell]

I think it was an extreme make-over thing. (no offence intended). They made you look at least 30 years younger, CH!