🌞Summer Silly Season Transfer thread 2026

[Woolly Mammoth]

May I reassure everyone that my Crack Intelligence Unit have informed me that Fulham
are in the process of bringing in a profusion of players if negotiations are successful, and Ally Mac is working overtime to make things happen.
My only question is that as I have no idea who the new manager is going to be, if these players are signed will the new manager be happy with that as who ever it is may not like what he sees.
Which makes me suspect that Fulham are even closer than we think in bringing in a new manager.

And more dung beetles....

The Grand Dragon and Imperial Wizard of the North of the Equator Dung Beetles Association has informed me that they struck up a petition to have the Excrement end of the ground surrended by Barbed Wire, a 20 feet deep moat infested with angry Crocodiles.
Along with the Republican Guard posted every 3 feet behind an Electrified Fence carrying  1000 volts of electricity.
They are also reinforced by a minefield covering the circumference of the premises for 300 yards as the crow flies.
If these defences are breached, then a sloth of starving Grizzly Bears shall be waiting excitingly for any unsuspecting trespassers.
If anyone decides they can bypass the defences by parachuting 🪂 in from above will be met by a profusion of Barrage Balloons.

[Deeping_white]

https://twitter.com/mattemoretto/status/2066493632727724538

"It's very likely that Arnau Martínez will leave Girona this summer: several clubs are already interested in him, including Betis, Fulham, and PSV.

The Spanish footballer has a €8 million release clause."

[Deeping_white]

https://twitter.com/jackellyffc/status/2066527595898785968?s=46&t=iVz7dmle6zKoKlpU0KS3Cg

Sky Sports: Fulham are having a look into signing young attacking midfielder at Dinamo Zagreb, Luka Stojkovic.

Fulham are also understood to be looking at adding to the right-back position.

[Neutral Zone Ultra]

https://twitter.com/jackellyffc/status/2066527595898785968?s=46&t=iVz7dmle6zKoKlpU0KS3Cg

Sky Sports: Fulham are having a look into signing young attacking midfielder at Dinamo Zagreb, Luka Stojkovic.

Fulham are also understood to be looking at adding to the right-back position.

Must mean one of Kenny or Timothy is off then?

[Neutral Zone Ultra]

https://twitter.com/jackellyffc/status/2066527595898785968?s=46&t=iVz7dmle6zKoKlpU0KS3Cg

Sky Sports: Fulham are having a look into signing young attacking midfielder at Dinamo Zagreb, Luka Stojkovic.

Fulham are also understood to be looking at adding to the right-back position.

The Croatians in the comments appear to be giving him a glowing review.

[hovewhite]

May I reassure everyone that my Crack Intelligence Unit have informed me that Fulham
are in the process of bringing in a profusion of players if negotiations are successful, and Ally Mac is working overtime to make things happen.
My only question is that as I have no idea who the new manager is going to be, if these players are signed will the new manager be happy with that as who ever it is may not like what he sees.
Which makes me suspect that Fulham are even closer than we think in bringing in a new manager.

And more dung beetles....

The Grand Dragon and Imperial Wizard of the North of the Equator Dung Beetles Association has informed me that they struck up a petition to have the Excrement end of the ground surrended by Barbed Wire, a 20 feet deep moat infested with angry Crocodiles.
Along with the Republican Guard posted every 3 feet behind an Electrified Fence carrying  1000 volts of electricity.
They are also reinforced by a minefield covering the circumference of the premises for 300 yards as the crow flies.
If these defences are breached, then a sloth of starving Grizzly Bears shall be waiting excitingly for any unsuspecting trespassers.
If anyone decides they can bypass the defences by parachuting 🪂 in from above will be met by a profusion of Barrage Balloons. Wolly that's great to know we can hold you responsible what's your youth policy

[jayffc]

https://twitter.com/jackellyffc/status/2066527595898785968?s=46&t=iVz7dmle6zKoKlpU0KS3Cg

Sky Sports: Fulham are having a look into signing young attacking midfielder at Dinamo Zagreb, Luka Stojkovic.

Fulham are also understood to be looking at adding to the right-back position.

Must mean one of Kenny or Timothy is off then?

Timmy you'd think, he's had offers and been interested in leaving for a couple of windows now.

[jayffc]

https://twitter.com/mattemoretto/status/2066493632727724538

"It's very likely that Arnau Martínez will leave Girona this summer: several clubs are already interested in him, including Betis, Fulham, and PSV.

The Spanish footballer has a €8 million release clause."

Suprised those are the only clubs linked at this stage given the fee. He's been linked to some very big clubs before and still young