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Hammersmith End Toilets - Award nomination...

Started by FFCpmd, February 21, 2026, 03:05:38 PM

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Woolly Mammoth

Its not the man in the fight, it's the fight in the man.  🐘

Never forget your Roots.

FFC007


FFC007

Quote from: bill taylors apprentice on April 16, 2026, 08:51:18 PMThey will never meet an acceptable standard until the whole HE is rebuilt.

Due to the way the current seating was built over the old terracing (originally a temporary measure I believe) the whole area underneath is a bit of a mess.

How old are those bogs? Last century at least?


Colton F.C.

#143
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Woolly Mammoth

#144
Quote from: FFC007 on April 25, 2026, 09:01:05 PM
Quote from: bill taylors apprentice on April 16, 2026, 08:51:18 PMThey will never meet an acceptable standard until the whole HE is rebuilt.

Due to the way the current seating was built over the old terracing (originally a temporary measure I believe) the whole area underneath is a bit of a mess.

How old are those bogs? Last century at least?

They were dug out of a swamp in Africa and shipped over to England and delivered to the banks of the River Thames,  Fulham by barge just a few months after Guido Fawkes failed in his attempt to blow up the houses of parliament in the Gun Powder plot in 1605. 
So that makes them approximately 421 years old.
I am surprised as they smell older than that.
Its not the man in the fight, it's the fight in the man.  🐘

Never forget your Roots.

EN1 FFC

I think Fulham are missing a great opportunity to sell Buckets in the club shop.  :slap:

I used to wonder why people used to bring buckets into the HE in the old days, thought it was for the kids to stand on, but now I think it was for the bogs in the grounds.


FFC007

Quote from: EN1 FFC on April 26, 2026, 10:32:55 AMI think Fulham are missing a great opportunity to sell Buckets in the club shop.  :slap:

I used to wonder why people used to bring buckets into the HE in the old days, thought it was for the kids to stand on, but now I think it was for the bogs in the grounds.

And they still miss em when peeing everywhere...

The Cravenette

Quote from: Colton F.C. on April 25, 2026, 09:44:38 PMLukic for me harrying, intercepting and driving forward.  The pairing with Berge is often the prelude to an uninspired performance. Today was very different and possibly involving some coaching from Marco.  Strong performance from ESR also. 
What's that got to so with the HE toilets?  ::tongue::

FFC007

I'm surprised no one has injured themselves in the bogs with all the accidents and spillages in there.


Woolly Mammoth

Quote from: FFC007 on April 26, 2026, 06:08:37 PMI'm surprised no one has injured themselves in the bogs with all the accidents and spillages in there.

I can confirm many a Dung Beetle has, as well as the odd sewer rat.
Its not the man in the fight, it's the fight in the man.  🐘

Never forget your Roots.

FFC007

Hammy end is the next stand to get a total bulldoze and rebuild...

Woolly Mammoth

#151
Quote from: FFC007 on April 27, 2026, 09:47:37 PMHammy end is the next stand to get a total bulldoze and rebuild...

I am not sure that will allowed due to the fact that like the Cottage and the Johnny Haynes Stand, the Excrement End is protected under English Heritage as it is an Historic Site.
Its not the man in the fight, it's the fight in the man.  🐘

Never forget your Roots.


FFC007

Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on April 28, 2026, 12:38:48 AM
Quote from: FFC007 on April 27, 2026, 09:47:37 PMHammy end is the next stand to get a total bulldoze and rebuild...

I am not sure that will allowed due to the fact that like the Cottage and the Johnny Haynes Stand, the Excrement End is protected under English Heritage as it is an Historic Site.

Pre historic bogs...

Woolly Mammoth

According to TripAdvisor's Traveller Ranking of Arenas and Stadiums in the United Kingdom, Fulham's Craven Cottage is the best.
Its not the man in the fight, it's the fight in the man.  🐘

Never forget your Roots.

Woolly Mammoth

Quote from: FFC007 on April 27, 2026, 09:47:37 PMHammy end is the next stand to get a total bulldoze and rebuild...

Via a Bazooka followed by a Flame Thrower.
Its not the man in the fight, it's the fight in the man.  🐘

Never forget your Roots.


FFC007

Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on May 05, 2026, 07:39:40 PM
Quote from: FFC007 on April 27, 2026, 09:47:37 PMHammy end is the next stand to get a total bulldoze and rebuild...

Via a Bazooka followed by a Flame Thrower.

That would kill all the dung beetles

Woolly Mammoth

#156
Quote from: FFC007 on May 06, 2026, 01:59:53 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on May 05, 2026, 07:39:40 PM
Quote from: FFC007 on April 27, 2026, 09:47:37 PMHammy end is the next stand to get a total bulldoze and rebuild...

Via a Bazooka followed by a Flame Thrower.

That would kill all the dung beetles

Actually it is the Dung Beetles who be will firing the Bazooka and manning the Flame Thrower.
Its not the man in the fight, it's the fight in the man.  🐘

Never forget your Roots.

FFC007

Bogs were destroyed according to social media. Disgraceful and grotesque.


Woolly Mammoth

Quote from: FFC007 on May 09, 2026, 06:42:50 PMBogs were destroyed according to social media. Disgraceful and grotesque.

Perhaps the Club is going to keep it as it is, and use it as a tourist attraction.
Its not the man in the fight, it's the fight in the man.  🐘

Never forget your Roots.

FFC007

Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on May 10, 2026, 08:18:51 AM
Quote from: FFC007 on May 09, 2026, 06:42:50 PMBogs were destroyed according to social media. Disgraceful and grotesque.

Perhaps the Club is going to keep it as it is, and use it as a tourist attraction.

If there is a H and S visit conducted they'll be close forever.