Hammersmith End Toilets - Award nomination...

[FFC007]

Bogs were destroyed according to social media. Disgraceful and grotesque.

Perhaps the Club is going to keep it as it is, and use it as a tourist attraction.

If there is a H and S visit conducted they'll be closed forever.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Bogs were destroyed according to social media. Disgraceful and grotesque.

Perhaps the Club is going to keep it as it is, and use it as a tourist attraction.

If there is a H and S visit conducted they'll be closed forever.

There is a rumour floating around amongst the insect world that inhabit this swamp. That H & S refuse to attend an inspection on the grounds that they fear that they may never see the light of day again.

[blingo]

Bogs were destroyed according to social media. Disgraceful and grotesque.

Perhaps the Club is going to keep it as it is, and use it as a tourist attraction.

If there is a H and S visit conducted they'll be closed forever.

There is a rumour floating around amongst the insect world that inhabit this swamp. That H & S refuse to attend an inspection on the grounds that they fear that they may never see the light of day again.

There's probably a lot more than that floating around in there Mr Woolley

[FFC007]

Bogs were destroyed according to social media. Disgraceful and grotesque.

Perhaps the Club is going to keep it as it is, and use it as a tourist attraction.

If there is a H and S visit conducted they'll be closed forever.

There is a rumour floating around amongst the insect world that inhabit this swamp. That H & S refuse to attend an inspection on the grounds that they fear that they may never see the light of day again.

There's probably a lot more than that floating around in there Mr Woolley

Exhausted dung beetles for starters   

[FFC007]

Perhaps the rebuild starts after the game tomorrow!

[FFC007]

Any sign of the builders in the Hammy end bogs?

Thought not...   

[Woolly Mammoth]

Any sign of the builders in the Hammy end bogs?

Thought not...   

The last time  they were sited was three of them hanging on to a Road Cone as they slowly but gradually got sucked into the abyss.
A lone Dung Beetle out on his evening stroll threw a length of Rope lined with Italian Hemp.
So provided they can hang on to the rope for 48 hours.
The other Builders may return from Macdonalds In time to see the top of their heads disappear into the Quagmire. 🆘

[FFC007]

The Thames is cleaner....

[Woolly Mammoth]

The Thames is cleaner....

So is my mind

[Woolly Mammoth]

Bogs were destroyed according to social media. Disgraceful and grotesque.

Perhaps the Club is going to keep it as it is, and use it as a tourist attraction.

If there is a H and S visit conducted they'll be closed forever.

There is a rumour floating around amongst the insect world that inhabit this swamp. That H & S refuse to attend an inspection on the grounds that they fear that they may never see the light of day again.

There's probably a lot more than that floating around in there Mr Woolley

My Lilo for a start, the same one I intended to use in the Riverside Stand Swimming Pool.

[FFC007]

Bogs were destroyed according to social media. Disgraceful and grotesque.

Perhaps the Club is going to keep it as it is, and use it as a tourist attraction.

If there is a H and S visit conducted they'll be closed forever.

There is a rumour floating around amongst the insect world that inhabit this swamp. That H & S refuse to attend an inspection on the grounds that they fear that they may never see the light of day again.

There's probably a lot more than that floating around in there Mr Woolley

My Lilo for a start, the same one I intended to use in the Riverside Stand Swimming Pool.

You'd need a lilo to swim out of the bogs in the hammy end!

[Woolly Mammoth]

Bogs were destroyed according to social media. Disgraceful and grotesque.

Perhaps the Club is going to keep it as it is, and use it as a tourist attraction.

If there is a H and S visit conducted they'll be closed forever.

There is a rumour floating around amongst the insect world that inhabit this swamp. That H & S refuse to attend an inspection on the grounds that they fear that they may never see the light of day again.

There's probably a lot more than that floating around in there Mr Woolley

My Lilo for a start, the same one I intended to use in the Riverside Stand Swimming Pool.

You'd need a lilo to swim out of the bogs in the hammy end!

I tried that with my lilo after sunset, hoping not to be spotted by Spot the Dog on Sentry Duty.
Instead I was hunted down by first an Ant Eater then a Sloth.
I managed to dodge them by driving a Dodgem through the stools, however my Lilo perished due to the fact it wasn't lying low enough.

[FFC007]

Perhaps  may open his wallet up to purchase far superior bog roll for the loos, and maybe a full refurb!

Perhaps Mr Woolly could be chief designer!

[Woolly Mammoth]

Perhaps  may open his wallet up to purchase far superior bog roll for the loos, and maybe a full refurb!

Perhaps Mr Woolly could be chief designer!

Due to Public Demand i would immediately change the Bog Rolls to be made of Sand Paper, and be coated with Itching Powder.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Latest update is that a Crack Unit of Meerkats have been stationed at every blind corner at the Excrement End of the ground to warn unsuspecting clientele of the existence of the Blob which is increasing in size as I speak.

[The Old Count]

Latest update is that a Crack Unit of Meerkats have been stationed at every blind corner at the Excrement End of the ground to warn unsuspecting clientele of the existence of the Blob which is increasing in size as I speak.

A 'crack unit'? Would that be right up their alley?

[Woolly Mammoth]

FFC have put up a warning sign in the aforementioned facilities. It reads:

Please do not stand on the seats, the crabs in here can jump six feet. If you think thats rather high, go next door, the b@stards fly.

That is reassuring.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Latest update is that a Crack Unit of Meerkats have been stationed at every blind corner at the Excrement End of the ground to warn unsuspecting clientele of the existence of the Blob which is increasing in size as I speak.

A 'crack unit'? Would that be right up their alley?

Only for Alley Cats

[White Knight]

Latest update is that a Crack Unit of Meerkats have been stationed at every blind corner at the Excrement End of the ground to warn unsuspecting clientele of the existence of the Blob which is increasing in size as I speak.

A 'crack unit'? Would that be right up their alley?

Only for Alley Cats

I Would have thought the club would be already making extensive up to date changings to this particular Den of Iniquity.
Not a good look when you consider that this effects the long term loyal supporters of whom many travel away.
If nothing is done, then the whole thing stinks, if you excuse the Pun, and shows the contempt the club has for its real genuine supporters.

 

[FFC007]

Latest update is that a Crack Unit of Meerkats have been stationed at every blind corner at the Excrement End of the ground to warn unsuspecting clientele of the existence of the Blob which is increasing in size as I speak.

A 'crack unit'? Would that be right up their alley?

Only for Alley Cats

I Would have thought the club would be already making extensive up to date changings to this particular Den of Iniquity.
Not a good look when you consider that this effects the long term loyal supporters of whom many travel away.
If nothing is done, then the whole thing stinks, if you excuse the Pun, and shows the contempt the club has for its real genuine supporters.

 

It's all beyond repair. It needs a full demolition and starting again...