Hammersmith End Toilets - Award nomination...

[Southdowns White]

Now they have the Riverside turnstiles open, those who pay a premium never walk past them, no need to do anything until they up the prices as the working classes gradually die off and the premium/tourists punters take over.

[FFCpmd]

I was interested to read, following the FST meeting, that the club have in fact been considering two-tier toilets in the Hammersmith End. Are they referring to the fans here, and if so I'd be interested to know how any pecking order will be established, and which toilets I will qualify for?

Indeed, I read into this that some of the Hammy End toilets may be upgraded, but not others, or that some will be cleaned, whilst others will remain as they are? Either way, how will the club gauge which supporters will be allowed to use which?  My guess is that we will either be means tested, or the level of toilet we can use will be based on loyalty points. I look forward to learning my fate.

Of course, if the club were considering a new construction on a second tier (yes, I do know!), then if the the upper toilets were indeed constructed in a similar manner to the existing, I would be reluctant to use the lower toilets without the protection of an umbrella.

Perhaps someone itk can enlighten us?

[FFC007]

I was interested to read, following the FST meeting, that the club have in fact been considering two-tier toilets in the Hammersmith End. Are they referring to the fans here, and if so I'd be interested to know how any pecking order will be established, and which toilets I will qualify for?

Indeed, I read into this that some of the Hammy End toilets may be upgraded, but not others, or that some will be cleaned, whilst others will remain as they are? Either way, how will the club gauge which supporters will be allowed to use which?  My guess is that we will either be means tested, or the level of toilet we can use will be based on loyalty points. I look forward to learning my fate.

Of course, if the club were considering a new construction on a second tier (yes, I do know!), then if the the upper toilets were indeed constructed in a similar manner to the existing, I would be reluctant to use the lower toilets without the protection of an umbrella.

Perhaps someone itk can enlighten us?

An umbrella wouldn't be sufficient... body armour and plating would be a bare necessity.

[Woolly Mammoth]

I was interested to read, following the FST meeting, that the club have in fact been considering two-tier toilets in the Hammersmith End. Are they referring to the fans here, and if so I'd be interested to know how any pecking order will be established, and which toilets I will qualify for?

Indeed, I read into this that some of the Hammy End toilets may be upgraded, but not others, or that some will be cleaned, whilst others will remain as they are? Either way, how will the club gauge which supporters will be allowed to use which?  My guess is that we will either be means tested, or the level of toilet we can use will be based on loyalty points. I look forward to learning my fate.

Of course, if the club were considering a new construction on a second tier (yes, I do know!), then if the the upper toilets were indeed constructed in a similar manner to the existing, I would be reluctant to use the lower toilets without the protection of an umbrella.

Perhaps someone itk can enlighten us?

An umbrella wouldn't be sufficient... body armour and plating would be a bare necessity.

Plus a Tetanus Inoculation in both feet. Followed by an MRI Scan once a year.

[FFC007]

No hammy end bog usage for the next game... hospitality bogs only now!

[Woolly Mammoth]

No hammy end bog usage for the next game... hospitality bogs only now!

That is due to my Crack Bowel Movement Unit digging deeper into the Bowels of Fulham FC to establish a sensible compromise to avoid any further issues of the premises being accused of starting another plague of London, centuries after the first one revealed its ugly head.

[FFC007]

All gone quiet on the bog front...

[Woolly Mammoth]

All gone quiet on the bog front...

That is because they have been condemned by the Animal Kingdom as a danger to Mankind, because Toilet Rolls are refusing to work under impossible conditions, until they have been supplied with antibiotics and given a tetanus injection.

[sunburywhite]

They have won awards for the last 20 years running

Running being the operative word

[Woolly Mammoth]

No hammy end bog usage for the next game... hospitality bogs only now!

That is due to the contamination alleged by the local Dung Beetle representative who is an authority on excrement.

[FFC007]

Have Fulham fc actually made any suggestions that these disgraceful bogs will be sorted?

[bill taylors apprentice]

They will never meet an acceptable standard until the whole HE is rebuilt.

Due to the way the current seating was built over the old terracing (originally a temporary measure I believe) the whole area underneath is a bit of a mess.