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Hammersmith End Toilets - Award nomination...

Started by FFCpmd, February 21, 2026, 03:05:38 PM

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FFC007

Perhaps we could demote AA to chief
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on September 24, 2026, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: FFC007 on September 24, 2026, 07:12:50 PMSparklingly clean last Sunday.... A good lick of paint too...

How long will it last?

I would not advise anyone to lick the paint in the Excrement End Ablutions.
Unless they wish their tongue to self destruct
[/hammy-vend
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on September 24, 2026, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: FFC007 on September 24, 2026, 07:12:50 PMSparklingly clean last Sunday.... A good lick of paint too...

How long will it last?

I would not advise anyone to lick the paint in the Excrement End Ablutions.
Unless they wish their tongue to self destruct

We could always demote AA to chief hammy end bog attendant...

Woolly Mammoth

#281
Quote from: FFC007 on October 13, 2026, 12:39:17 PMPerhaps we could demote AA to chief
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on September 24, 2026, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: FFC007 on September 24, 2026, 07:12:50 PMSparklingly clean last Sunday.... A good lick of paint too...

How long will it last?

I would not advise anyone to lick the paint in the Excrement End Ablutions.
Unless they wish their tongue to self destruct
[/hammy-vend
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on September 24, 2026, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: FFC007 on September 24, 2026, 07:12:50 PMSparklingly clean last Sunday.... A good lick of paint too...

How long will it last?

I would not advise anyone to lick the paint in the Excrement End Ablutions.
Unless they wish their tongue to self destruct

We could always demote AA to chief hammy end bog attendant...

Please don't recommend him as a Toilet Attendant.
The club would end up calling half a dozen plumbers, a profusion of Frogmen and Frog Women, three Deep Sea Divers in a bomb proof chamber, a Mermaid and a Partridge in a Pear Tree to stem the tide.
Its not the man in the fight, it's the fight in the man.  🐘

Never forget your Roots.

FFC007

Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on October 13, 2026, 12:59:20 PM
Quote from: FFC007 on October 13, 2026, 12:39:17 PMPerhaps we could demote AA to chief
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on September 24, 2026, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: FFC007 on September 24, 2026, 07:12:50 PMSparklingly clean last Sunday.... A good lick of paint too...

How long will it last?

I would not advise anyone to lick the paint in the Excrement End Ablutions.
Unless they wish their tongue to self destruct
[/hammy-vend
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on September 24, 2026, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: FFC007 on September 24, 2026, 07:12:50 PMSparklingly clean last Sunday.... A good lick of paint too...

How long will it last?

I would not advise anyone to lick the paint in the Excrement End Ablutions.
Unless they wish their tongue to self destruct

We could always demote AA to chief hammy end bog attendant...

Please don't recommend him as a Toilet Attendant.
The club would end up calling half a dozen plumbers, a profusion of Frogmen and Frog Women, three Deep Sea Divers in a bomb proof chamber, a Mermaid and a Partridge in a Pear Tree to stem the tide.

And skunks.


FFC007

Quote from: FFC007 on October 13, 2026, 03:19:56 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on October 13, 2026, 12:59:20 PM
Quote from: FFC007 on October 13, 2026, 12:39:17 PMPerhaps we could demote AA to chief
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on September 24, 2026, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: FFC007 on September 24, 2026, 07:12:50 PMSparklingly clean last Sunday.... A good lick of paint too...

How long will it last?

I would not advise anyone to lick the paint in the Excrement End Ablutions.
Unless they wish their tongue to self destruct
[/hammy-vend
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on September 24, 2026, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: FFC007 on September 24, 2026, 07:12:50 PMSparklingly clean last Sunday.... A good lick of paint too...

How long will it last?

I would not advise anyone to lick the paint in the Excrement End Ablutions.
Unless they wish their tongue to self destruct

We could always demote AA to chief hammy end bog attendant...

Please don't recommend him as a Toilet Attendant.
The club would end up calling half a dozen plumbers, a profusion of Frogmen and Frog Women, three Deep Sea Divers in a bomb proof chamber, a Mermaid and a Partridge in a Pear Tree to stem the tide.

And skunks.

And skunks.

Woolly Mammoth

Quote from: FFC007 on October 14, 2026, 05:31:48 PM
Quote from: FFC007 on October 13, 2026, 03:19:56 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on October 13, 2026, 12:59:20 PM
Quote from: FFC007 on October 13, 2026, 12:39:17 PMPerhaps we could demote AA to chief
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on September 24, 2026, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: FFC007 on September 24, 2026, 07:12:50 PMSparklingly clean last Sunday.... A good lick of paint too...

How long will it last?

I would not advise anyone to lick the paint in the Excrement End Ablutions.
Unless they wish their tongue to self destruct
[/hammy-vend
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on September 24, 2026, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: FFC007 on September 24, 2026, 07:12:50 PMSparklingly clean last Sunday.... A good lick of paint too...

How long will it last?

I would not advise anyone to lick the paint in the Excrement End Ablutions.
Unless they wish their tongue to self destruct

We could always demote AA to chief hammy end bog attendant...

Please don't recommend him as a Toilet Attendant.
The club would end up calling half a dozen plumbers, a profusion of Frogmen and Frog Women, three Deep Sea Divers in a bomb proof chamber, a Mermaid and a Partridge in a Pear Tree to stem the tide.

And skunks.

And skunks.

That's only two Skunks then.
On that basis they may need to be supported by Stink Badgers.
Its not the man in the fight, it's the fight in the man.  🐘

Never forget your Roots.

Woolly Mammoth

#285
No reflection on Billy the Badger I may add.
Or his colleague and associate Bella the Badger.
Its not the man in the fight, it's the fight in the man.  🐘

Never forget your Roots.