FoF English Dictionary...

[CincyFulham1]

Canopy: Something I wouldn't drink

[keithh]

Canopy.
Difference between rich man, poor man, dead man.

One has it over his head
One has it under his bed
The last one is dead

[St Eve]

This thread just proves that all Fulham fans are brilliant

[Holders]

Crêpe - "number twos" in East Horsley.

[Barrett487]

Ringlet - hire out a wedding band

Bountiful - stuffed with chocolate and coconut

Gonorrhea - dead flightless bird from South America

Ingest - I was only joking

Appease - simple software program

[keithh]

Relegation - Regarding a diplomat
Scotland - Parker's allotment
Allotment - Sincere statement
Grealish - Type of angry fish
Shambling - Paste jewelry
Shambling - Quiet walk
Category - Mutilated feline

[keithh]

Donate - Nathan's cake
Pest - Posh drunk
Skip - Tired snake
Tired - Overweight
Overweight - Covid queue
Prince - Photographs
Vaccine - Photo of a hoover

[WhiteJC]

History - a male alibi.
Zulu - a toilet at an animal park.
Godspeed - it's raining.

[Peabody]

Football =an English version of Soccer

[keithh]

Liverpool - Donor bank
Hartlepool - French donor bank
Erectile dysfunction - Mason ruining my party
Keyboard - Scratch card

[Holders]

Elgar - Spanish railway station. 

[blingo]

Neotic Science.............something to think about


Clean sheet..............not a messy one.

[Southcoastffc]

My all time favourite:

Onomatopoeia - the first sign of a weak bladder.
and
Onesie - what the Queen calls a selfie

[keithh]

Prediction - Think before you speak
Attention - Avoiding decimals
Forum - Not quite sure
Normal - Looking on the bright side
Dumpster - Political clean up
Shampoo - Just a fart
Brexit - Sorry, too political to comment
Upbeat - Gather salad crops
Mattress - Dull hair
Shredder - Quietly embarrassed
Quietly - Italian choir
Japan - German cookware

[toshes mate]

Domino – antacid for bullies
Harmonicas – dangerous underwear

[abfg]

Chagrin - that little smile you have after getting your leg over

[Barrett487]

Reasonable - convince a male bovine

Shiitake - plays for Man City

Monumental - Scotsman telling you you're crazy

[Barrett487]

Flagrant - complain about a pennant

Disparage - Dad's not happy

Inform - playing well

[keithh]

Received from a mate:
•    Venison for dinner again?  Oh deer!
•    How does Moses make tea?  Hebrews it.
•    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
•    I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
•    They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
•    I changed my iPad's name to Titanic.  It's syncing now.
•    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
•    I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
•    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
•    This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
•    When chemists die, they barium.
•    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can't put it down.
•    I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.
•    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
•    Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
•    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
•    Broken pencils are pointless.
•    What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?  A thesaurus.
•    I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
•    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
•    Velcro - what a rip off!
•    Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last.

[WhiteJC]

Nanometer - a device for counting grannies.

Notary - definitely not Harry.

Whisky - a bit like a whisk.