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FoF English Dictionary...

Started by WhiteJC, July 11, 2011, 03:31:02 PM

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WhiteJC

now that FoF has more "Johnny Foreigners", as a sign of welcome it would be nice if you could give some explanations of various English words or sayings.

I'll start...

Cardiology - study of knitwear
Jigsaw - how you feel after Irish dancing
Bouffant - heckle a typeface
Hairspray - incontinent german
Icicle - a small bike made by Apple

The Equalizer

Countryside - killing Piers Morgan
"We won't look back on this season with regret, but with pride. Because we won what many teams fail to win in a lifetime – an unprecedented degree of respect and support that saw British football fans unite and cheer on Fulham with heart." Mohammed Al Fayed, May 2010

Twitter: @equalizerffc

Airfix

Lymph - to walk with a lisp
Pastiche - what Sean Connery eats in Cornwall
Psychopath - crazy paving
Dilate - live long
Latose - after-effects of frostbite
Platypus - to give your cat pigtails
Catastrophe – Feline punctuation
Gastronome – Anthony Worral Thompson
Crackling – A young drug addict
Quench – A seat made for four people
Abominable – practice frowned upon by all but the most aggressive of matadors
Laxity – a rural area
Polymath – if Janet has two parrots and John has three parrots...
Pumpkin – commit incest
Rampart – part of a ram
Rueful – a traffic jam in France
Roulade - kangeroo fat
Tensile - Ireland, after the credit crunch
Baccarat - to risk a punt in the exciting world of rodent steeplechase


WhiteJC

Barbecue - A long line of plastic dolls
Humbug - musical insect
Hamstring - Underwear for pigs
Mars - mothers backside
Gear - An alcoholic drink for ventriloquists
Venezuela - A gondola with a harpoon
Banquette - A very small bank
Oscar - Australlian motor vehicle

finnster01

Soccer = An American maker of socks
Diver = Any Portuguese called Ronaldo
Transfer window = The window at the McDonalds drive through
Corner = Professional Scrabble Player
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

LBNo11

Abominable = Bovine High Explosive
Twitter: @LBNo11FFC


GoldCoastWhite


theo

Oxymoron - a freakishly big idiot

LBNo11

Semillon = White wine with a hint of viagra
Twitter: @LBNo11FFC


TheDaddy

Arsenic = bottom pincher
Land rover = Abandoned dog
Election = chinese wood
"Well blow me if it wasnt the badger who did it "

FatFreddysCat

Quote from: LBNo11 on July 12, 2011, 03:42:52 PM
Semillon = White wine with a hint of viagra
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HatterDon

Quote from: WhiteJC on July 12, 2011, 02:30:36 PM
Barbecue - A long line of plastic dolls
Humbug - musical insect
Hamstring - Underwear for pigs
Mars - mothers backside
Gear - An alcoholic drink for ventriloquistsVenezuela - A gondola with a harpoon
Banquette - A very small bank
Oscar - Australlian motor vehicle

Goggle -- What one pours a gear into
"As long as there is light, I will sing." -- Juana, la Cubana

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WhiteJC

Fulham - well fed pig
Craven - east end gangsters vehicle
Cottage - how old you have to be to sleep in a crib

sipwell

This confuses me to an extent inexplicable by words.
No forum is complete without a silly Belgian participating!

LBNo11

Quote from: sipwell on July 13, 2011, 10:18:15 AM
This confuses me to an extent inexplicable by words.

Benelux = Well lit
Twitter: @LBNo11FFC


finnster01

Quote from: LBNo11 on July 13, 2011, 10:37:04 AM
Quote from: sipwell on July 13, 2011, 10:18:15 AM
This confuses me to an extent inexplicable by words.

Benelux = Well lit

Belgium = The weight lifting part of a gym
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

CorkedHat

Quote from: finnster01 on July 13, 2011, 12:46:26 PM
Quote from: LBNo11 on July 13, 2011, 10:37:04 AM
Quote from: sipwell on July 13, 2011, 10:18:15 AM
This confuses me to an extent inexplicable by words.

Benelux = Well lit

Belgium = The weight lifting part of a gym

Netherlands - where they ought to stick the MJ Statue
What we do for others will live on. What we do for ourselves will die with us

LBNo11

Quote from: CorkedHat on July 13, 2011, 01:02:27 PM
Quote from: finnster01 on July 13, 2011, 12:46:26 PM
Quote from: LBNo11 on July 13, 2011, 10:37:04 AM
Quote from: sipwell on July 13, 2011, 10:18:15 AM
This confuses me to an extent inexplicable by words.

Benelux = Well lit

Belgium = The weight lifting part of a gym

Netherlands - where they ought to stick the MJ Statue

...CH, shouldn't that be Neverland..?
Twitter: @LBNo11FFC


NogoodBoyo

Very clever thread this boys.
Nogood "can't add to it, isit" Boyo

Airfix

Quote from: NogoodBoyo on July 13, 2011, 04:34:14 PM
Very clever thread this boys.
Nogood "can't add to it, isit" Boyo

Wales - the sound made when you find your country ranked below the Faroe Islands...