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FoF English Dictionary...

Started by WhiteJC, July 11, 2011, 03:31:02 PM

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NogoodBoyo

Great one Airfix!
England - description of a man stuck inside his own organ, isit Morgan.
Nogood "tough that for Sipwell, but you have to understand we pronounce the first two letter of England, isit" Boyo

WhiteJC

Pygmy - I'll have the sausages, please
Pharaoh - quite a long distance for a boat without sails

WhiteJC

Kaleidoscope - new traffic camera which only captures accidents
Logarithm - to record a piece of music


epsomraver

Quote from: WhiteJC on July 13, 2011, 04:46:28 PM
Pygmy - I'll have the sausages, please
Pharaoh - quite a long distance for a boat without sails

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epsomraver

Quote from: Airfix on July 13, 2011, 04:35:39 PM
Quote from: NogoodBoyo on July 13, 2011, 04:34:14 PM
Very clever thread this boys.
Nogood "can't add to it, isit" Boyo

Wales - the sound made when you find your country ranked below the Faroe Islands...

That is classic !!!!

CorkedHat

Quote from: LBNo11 on July 13, 2011, 01:45:08 PM
Quote from: CorkedHat on July 13, 2011, 01:02:27 PM
Quote from: finnster01 on July 13, 2011, 12:46:26 PM
Quote from: LBNo11 on July 13, 2011, 10:37:04 AM
Quote from: sipwell on July 13, 2011, 10:18:15 AM
This confuses me to an extent inexplicable by words.

Benelux = Well lit

Belgium = The weight lifting part of a gym

Netherlands - where they ought to stick the MJ Statue

...CH, shouldn't that be Neverland..?

I am pleased you got the joke LB! :007:
What we do for others will live on. What we do for ourselves will die with us


The Bronsons

Flemish - a moderate amount of catarrh

finnster01

Antwerp = A very annoying ant
Ghent = A visitor from Fulham
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

Lighthouse

Necrophiliac - A person who over eats when tucking into a fish supper or especially cod's roe.
The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

We may yet hear the horse talk.

I can stand my own despair but not others hope


finnster01

Flemmings = Belgian riders in Tour de France cycling over a cliff in a row
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

ron

water otter     =     a kettle

LBNo11

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The Bronsons


HatterDon

"As long as there is light, I will sing." -- Juana, la Cubana

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LBNo11

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Ron Sheepskin

Eiderdown - Gudjonson's career path
downsize - single, double or king
extension - the feeling you get when bumping into your last girlfriend
"Do not affix anything to this wall" - sign that was affixed to wall above turnstiles at Hammy end before someone with a clipboard replaced it with a large Fire Exit sign.

GoldCoastWhite

Derriere ~ the atmosphere in a cow shed (Yes, I know it's not Engerlish  :59: )

CorkedHat

Tony Hancock – the order in which a masseuse plies her trade. (Get the padlocks ready)  :down_under:
What we do for others will live on. What we do for ourselves will die with us


WhiteJC


GoldCoastWhite

Quote from: HatterDon on July 18, 2011, 12:40:48 PM
Quote from: The Bronsons on July 18, 2011, 10:45:27 AM
Quote from: LBNo11 on July 18, 2011, 10:11:24 AM
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