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FoF English Dictionary...

Started by WhiteJC, July 11, 2011, 03:31:02 PM

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The Bronsons

Liverpool - spare parts facility for alcoholics

Vinnieffc

Automate - Car Lover
DNA - National Association of Dyslexics

CorkedHat

Cockatoo – A bird with two dicks
Dogma – Bitch
Dogmatic – Bitch trapped in a washing machine

What we do for others will live on. What we do for ourselves will die with us


thinwhiteduke


The Equalizer

Pentagram - Occultist stripper
"We won't look back on this season with regret, but with pride. Because we won what many teams fail to win in a lifetime – an unprecedented degree of respect and support that saw British football fans unite and cheer on Fulham with heart." Mohammed Al Fayed, May 2010

Twitter: @equalizerffc

finnster01

Invoice = Mr LBNo11 at a Fulham match
Spain = Popular recreation facility with baths and massage treatments
Germany = Random collection of bacteria
Dentist = Millwall thug
Exam = Afternoon
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead


FC Silver Fox

#66
My contribution will be more Fulhamish...

Stockdale :  yes, we have valleys in the storeroom
Briggs:  cells on-board ship.
Boa Morte:  you're ahead of me.. its too easy.
Barry Hayles:  Welcomes loudly in South Wales
Thamesbank:  a river full of money
Bobby Drake: a good player, ducky.
Cutbush: plant pruner.
Paul Bracewell:  Hold tight, Paul, and cop a load of this.
Les Barrett:  God
Jimmy Conway:  God's right hand man.
Stan Horne:  randy midfielder.
Cliff Jones:  a Welshman at the seaside.
Graham Leggat:  on yer bike, Graham
Teddy Maybank: a cuddly animal trying to decide what to do with his wages.
Viv Busby:  girl in a tall furry hat.
Hangeland: a world where coat hangers rule.
Finn and Corked Hat, you are forever part of the family.

GoldCoastWhite

Sipwell appears to be correct - you're all barking !

Hmm, Barking - a regal pisspot ?
Flatulent - a small home belonging to someone else.
Splatter - the aftermath of a steamroller running over a bent Swiss football official
Porcupine - a longing for roast pig

Logicalman


Thanks lads (and lasses) - this thread is pure classic, had the guys here reading it this morning and the howls of laughter just rang out.   :011:


Logicalman



Polymorph - a shape-shifting Parrot
Polytechnic - a geeky parrot
Polygon - an ex parrot (Norwegian Blue perhaps)

HatterDon

Quote from: Logicalman on July 26, 2011, 05:50:26 PM


Polymorph - a shape-shifting Parrot
Polytechnic - a geeky parrot
Polygon - an ex parrot (Norwegian Blue perhaps)

lovely plumage
"As long as there is light, I will sing." -- Juana, la Cubana

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TheDaddy

Manhole = speaks for its self  :58:

Handlebars= Alcoholic in control

"Well blow me if it wasnt the badger who did it "


Blingo

Pullover.......what a newborn jewish boy loses within 8 days of birth.
Itchy fanny...........japanese motor bike

The Bronsons

Penalty = a drink in prison
Universe = a poem with one stanza
Diverse = a poem in two stanzas
Multiverse = a poem with more than two stanzas
Cabbage = taxi driver's know-how
John Major = a large toilet


sid far i

Johnny Cash = Change from Durex machine
Gerry Daly = German newspaper


Logicalman


diabetic - welshman who wagers on insect races
gigantic - massive insect
carcass - what the mamma and pappas went on rod trips in
rampant - trousers for male sheep

after such a dismal game what do you expect?

Ron Sheepskin

Quote from: HatterDon on July 26, 2011, 06:22:54 PM
Quote from: Logicalman on July 26, 2011, 05:50:26 PM


Polymorph - a shape-shifting Parrot
Polytechnic - a geeky parrot
Polygon - an ex parrot (Norwegian Blue perhaps)

lovely plumage

plumage = a prune
"Do not affix anything to this wall" - sign that was affixed to wall above turnstiles at Hammy end before someone with a clipboard replaced it with a large Fire Exit sign.

Mr Fulham



finnster01

Dickson = Clitoris
Etuhu = The sound my bottom makes when he is on the field
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

WhiteJC

Voluptuous - We can choose the output level of this sound
Important - Buy an ant from abroad
Inaccurate - A sexual position involving a lower member of the clergy