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FoF English Dictionary...

Started by WhiteJC, July 11, 2011, 03:31:02 PM

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Airfix

#80
July 29, 2011, 12:44:56 PM
Quote from: WhiteJC on July 29, 2011, 12:23:43 PM
Important - Buy an ant from abroad

Expectant - awaiting an ant to turn up

Airfix

#81
July 29, 2011, 12:46:41 PM
Cognoscente - a metal wheel which doesn't smell of anything

The Equalizer

#82
July 29, 2011, 12:47:11 PM
Quote from: WhiteJC on July 29, 2011, 12:23:43 PM
Inaccurate - A sexual position involving a lower member of the clergy

I've just wee'd a little.  064.gif
"We won't look back on this season with regret, but with pride. Because we won what many teams fail to win in a lifetime – an unprecedented degree of respect and support that saw British football fans unite and cheer on Fulham with heart." Mohammed Al Fayed, May 2010

Twitter: @equalizerffc

epsomraver

#83
July 29, 2011, 12:58:38 PM
There are some real crackers here!  098.gif 098.gif 098.gif

finnster01

#84
July 29, 2011, 01:14:29 PM
Feedback = Someone who puts food up their arse
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

Ron Sheepskin

#85
July 29, 2011, 01:32:22 PM
abundance = a rave for cakes
mobile = what the chairman can taste when someone says "Lawrie Sanchez"  :020:
"Do not affix anything to this wall" - sign that was affixed to wall above turnstiles at Hammy end before someone with a clipboard replaced it with a large Fire Exit sign.

LBNo11

#86
July 29, 2011, 01:41:11 PM
Celebrate = the cost of hiring someone famous
Twitter: @LBNo11FFC

The Equalizer

#87
July 29, 2011, 01:48:06 PM
Deniability - withholding a cuppa from a goat.
"We won't look back on this season with regret, but with pride. Because we won what many teams fail to win in a lifetime – an unprecedented degree of respect and support that saw British football fans unite and cheer on Fulham with heart." Mohammed Al Fayed, May 2010

Twitter: @equalizerffc

Ron Sheepskin

#88
July 29, 2011, 01:56:08 PM
Excite = spotting your former girlfriend
Excite = former webpage
Excite = a completed building
"Do not affix anything to this wall" - sign that was affixed to wall above turnstiles at Hammy end before someone with a clipboard replaced it with a large Fire Exit sign.

LBNo11

#89
July 29, 2011, 02:10:41 PM
Perfect = a snieor shocol monitro
Twitter: @LBNo11FFC

The Bronsons

#90
July 29, 2011, 02:55:34 PM
Dynamo = a prediction of imminent death
Hymen = gay greeting

Quote from: Airfix on July 29, 2011, 12:44:56 PM
Quote from: WhiteJC on July 29, 2011, 12:23:43 PM
Important - Buy an ant from abroad

Expectant - awaiting an ant to turn up

Hydrant = what to do with your ant when the anteater turns up
Preparation = get some food ready
Counterchange = old lady in front of you at the supermarket
Gravy = of or pertaining to a burial service
Surmount = sexual relationship with the boss
Bodyguard = all-over condom

Ron Sheepskin

#91
July 29, 2011, 07:29:30 PM
One from Mrs S:

Expert = a middle aged woman's breasts
"Do not affix anything to this wall" - sign that was affixed to wall above turnstiles at Hammy end before someone with a clipboard replaced it with a large Fire Exit sign.

WhiteJC

#92
July 29, 2011, 07:44:04 PM
Quote from: Ron Sheepskin on July 29, 2011, 07:29:30 PM
One from Mrs S:

Expert = a middle aged woman's breasts

Expert - ex as in "has been", spert as in "drip under pressure"

finnster01

#93
July 29, 2011, 08:50:10 PM
Offsides = The parts of the IKEA assembly kit you are left with
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

Holders

#94
July 30, 2011, 06:17:14 AM Last Edit: July 30, 2011, 06:23:38 AM by Holders
L'après-midi d'une faune - So many people calling me this afternoon.

Quote from: The Bronsons on July 21, 2011, 12:52:21 PM
Quote from: sipwell on July 20, 2011, 02:32:16 PM
Quote from: Ron Sheepskin on July 19, 2011, 11:08:36 PM
Sorry, but I've held off long enough now...
Sipwell - instruction to a posh tea drinker.  075.gif
No worries. I have no clue what this thread is about. I have been talking to a number of Johnny Foreigners on here and they have no clue either. We all suspect that Brits are just mad people.

It's not just the English.

Francophone - appareil de communication réservé aux dictateurs
Non sumus statione ferriviaria

Holders

#95
July 30, 2011, 06:48:03 AM
Crêche - road accident in East Horsley
Dorking - doing things silly people do
Woking - when the alarm clock went off
Bookham - where referees live
Mitcham - where JMNo9 might live
Tooting - expelling air from the anus, tunefully
Effingham - the application of expletives
Putney - golf stroke gone wrong
Hammersmith - Neil getting stick on the board
Ewell...never walk alone
Wentworth - the value of a former centre half




Non sumus statione ferriviaria

FC Silver Fox

#96
August 01, 2011, 08:40:32 AM Last Edit: August 01, 2011, 09:08:07 AM by FC Silver Fox
I suppose that the act of mixing 2 FoF threads is a case of mixed metafofers, so having just read the shoe laces thread, I will add:

recording : putting in new shoe laces

recreation: God rebuilds the world from scratch
rehearsal:  practise taking the coffin to the cemetary
reptile : floor covering salesman (alternative definition: Harry Rednapp)
Finn and Corked Hat, you are forever part of the family.

The Bronsons

#97
August 01, 2011, 01:16:33 PM
Discoveries = flat egg-producers
Portrait = charge for docking
Fortress = a fort for ladies
Quorn on the cob = a vegetarian alternative to corn on the cob
Monogamist = someone who is only able to play one way
Polygamist = someone who will only play with parrots
Principally = on good terms with royalty

GoldCoastWhite

#98
August 01, 2011, 02:04:16 PM
Quote from: finnster01 on July 29, 2011, 01:14:29 PM
Feedback = Someone who puts food up their arse
Sounds like something Fat Fred does when under the affluence of incahol !

FC Silver Fox

#99
August 01, 2011, 02:12:31 PM
Quote from: GoldCoastWhite on August 01, 2011, 02:04:16 PM
Quote from: finnster01 on July 29, 2011, 01:14:29 PM
Feedback = Someone who puts food up their arse
Sounds like something Fat Fred does when under the affluence of incahol !


Thanks for clearing that up. I wondered where the word 'painstaking' came from !
Finn and Corked Hat, you are forever part of the family.
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