FoF English Dictionary...

[Maidstone Lee]

Reading through all of these was like an episode of "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue"  064.gif 064.gif

[Beamer]

Endear: This is where it stops.
Escalator: An Australian word meaning to delay the questioning of a lady.
Example: Much thinner.
Exorbitant: The now retired first insect astronaut.
Extractor fan: One who used to like farm machinery.
Farthing: Something a long way off.
Fauna: A whirlpool bath for young deer.
Feasible: Able to charge for.
Felicity: To knock London over.
Final: The last thing you hammer into a coffin.
Finish: A bit like a Finn
Giblets: Very small gibs.
Gladiator: An unrepentant cannibal.
Goblet: A very small mouth.
Godspeed: It's raining.
Grandstand: A shelf designed to display a large quantity of money.
Grapple: A cross between a grape and an apple.
Gregorian: Someone unsure of his name.

Is an extractor fan not someone who used to support Ipswich Town.

[WhiteJC]

Endear: This is where it stops.
Escalator: An Australian word meaning to delay the questioning of a lady.
Example: Much thinner.
Exorbitant: The now retired first insect astronaut.
Extractor fan: One who used to like farm machinery.
Farthing: Something a long way off.
Fauna: A whirlpool bath for young deer.
Feasible: Able to charge for.
Felicity: To knock London over.
Final: The last thing you hammer into a coffin.
Finish: A bit like a Finn
Giblets: Very small gibs.
Gladiator: An unrepentant cannibal.
Goblet: A very small mouth.
Godspeed: It's raining.
Grandstand: A shelf designed to display a large quantity of money.
Grapple: A cross between a grape and an apple.
Gregorian: Someone unsure of his name.

Is an extractor fan not someone who used to support Ipswich Town.

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[Peabody]

Lovely to see those names from the past. I know that we have lost Corked Hat (The Bard) and Finn but what happened to NoGood Boyo, the Equaliser, Bronsons,  Blingo, and all the others?

[BigbadBillyMcKinley]

Mince pie - gay man walking past.

[dgnffc]

Display - Talk down leisure activities
Logout - a successful cr*p
Radish - Something that's quite rad
Beetroot - origin of pop music

[Maidstone Lee]

Bullish - A bit like a Bull
Negligent - A man who wears lingerie

[WhiteJC]

COVID-19 - the strange disappearance of toilet rolls from supermarket shelves

[WhiteJC]

Handicap - a very useful hat

Heineken - shoplifting from only the upper shelves

Hippocampus - very large gay cat

History - a male alibi

Ho-hum - the sound made by a vibrating garden tool

Hooray - output from a sonic screwdriver

Hormones - noises from a bordello

Huge - something belonging to Hugh

[bobby01]

With all the bad news around,I love this thread for some light relief. Well worth going back through.

[Southcoastffc]

One of my favourites:

Onomatopoeia  -  Taken short when entering the house.

[WhiteJC]

this had me giggling for about 10 minutes  064.gif

Injury - Lead singer with The Blockheads

[WhiteJC]

Icicle - A bicycle made by Apple

Irony - Claiming to be Barker or Corbett

Japanned - Similar to a European hand but rather more yellow

Justice - Nothing other than ice

Ketchup - To gain distance on someone

Kowtow - To drag a large farm animal

Lackadaisical - A bicycle made for one

Lycanthropy - The award for the best lichen

[WhiteJC]

I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue - Uxbridge English Dictionary

[WhiteJC]

[WhiteJC]

Bigamist - heavy fog
Perspire - how a steeple jack charges
Glamorgan - male version of the vagazzel

[Barrett487]

Windfall - heavy fart

Eligible - electronically understood

Artifact - painting can get messy

Onset - TV power switch

Reckless - car accident with no damage

Forlorn - grass at the front of your house

[SG]

Brilliant thread 😂😂😂

[Southcoastffc]

3 favourites:


Hollyhock: The act of pawning Christmas decorations

Gladiator: An unrepentant cannibal.

Escalator: An Australian word meaning to delay the questioning of a lady.

[Holders]

Crèche - road accident in East Horsley.