FoF English Dictionary...

[WhiteJC]

Handicap - a very useful hat.

Endear - this is where it stops.

Injury - lead singer with top New Wave Band, the Blockheads.

[WhiteJC]

Godspeed - it's raining.

Jasmine - a very short piece of jazz music.

Paperback - what a masseuse earns.

[Southcoastffc]

Dictator  -  rubbish potato

Exponent  - former contestant

Confirm - gang of thieves

Contemporary - given a suspended sentence

[Barrett487]

intense  -  camping

bellend  - bottom of a bell

lackadaisical  -  just when you need a daisical, you run out

stringent  -  chap made of rope

[Southcoastffc]

Doctrine - what doctors do.

Subscribe - Underwriter

Represent - Dislike salesman

[WhiteJC]

Gelignite - to set fire to jelly.

Paperback - what a masseuse earns.

Tourettes - very short coach holidays.

[Barrett487]

Midwife  -  around about the belly-button

Outdated  -  as opposed to stayed in date

Revert  -  paint green again

[Southcoastffc]

Emissions - online churches

Anticlimax - incestuous ******

Carbon - reliable Citroën

[Barrett487]

Detergent  -  tell a chap to go away

Implode  -  put a fairy in your car boot

Impending  -  death of a fairy

[WhiteJC]

Jasmine - a very short piece of jazz music.

Perversion - the cat's story.

Urgent - the husband.

[Southcoastffc]

Paucity - Glasgow

Thesaurus - Epitome of a dinosaur

Freelance - Charitable acupuncturist

[WhiteJC]

Somerset - mixed results for jelly factory

Norwich - Scottish person of limited wealth

Umpteen - an upset teenager.

[Holders]

Dromedary - percussionist in an Orange parade

Superannuation - a leap year

Mushroom - where Eskimos go to train their huskies

[Southcoastffc]

Lampshades  - Fat Frank's sunglasses

Portrait  - of dodgy character

Identity  - new Apple programme for tooth whitening

[Barrett487]

Artefact  -  painting information

Artfulness  -  creative Scottish monster

Dogmatic  - pooch friendly transmission

[WhiteJC]

Willy-nilly - impotent

Godspeed - it's raining.

Lymph - walk with limp

[Southcoastffc]

Terrapin - the bit you pull out of a hand grenade

Excrete - Greek island emigrant

Painting - Caribbean headache

[I Ronic]

Marilyn - Getting wed to Linda
Hypermarket - Overexcited Tesco's
Recycling - Pedalling backwards
Catamaran - Cat made from egg whites
Tarmac - Thank a Scot
Armada - Cocky thug

[Barrett487]

Broadside  -  American lady in profile

Iridescent  -  go down in water

Triage  -  between two and four years old

[WhiteJC]

Hollyhock - the act of pawning Christmas decorations.

Kitcat - flat pack pussy.

Barbecue - a long line of plastic dolls.