FoF English Dictionary...

[iansthailand]

Alaska - I'll go and question my girlfriend.

Circumvent - opening in the front of Jewish boxer shorts

Asking - king of the bottoms

Alaska - I'll go and question my girlfriend.

Circumvent - opening in the front of Jewish boxer shorts

Asking - king of the bottoms

Went to a Jewish Garage and they cut off 6 inches of my exhaust.

[iansthailand]

Alaska - I'll go and question my girlfriend.

Circumvent - opening in the front of Jewish boxer shorts

Asking - king of the bottoms

Alaska - I'll go and question my girlfriend.

Circumvent - opening in the front of Jewish boxer shorts

Asking - king of the bottoms

Went to a Jewish Garage and they cut off 6 inches of my exhaust.

Maritime  - wedding day

Moreover  - another dog

Extinct -  I've come out of the Hammy End toilets

Elevate - what a frenchman might say if you ask him what number he likes more than seven.

Nuclear Missile - Recently introduced empty walkway for unmarried woman

If your Extinct you wouldn't be coming out of the toilets🤣

DoDo!

[Fulham Tup North]

Khaki - device for starting car
Delight - make things go darker
Quadrant - four people shouting

 

[iansthailand]

Minute - My small lizard

[WhiteJC]

Windlass - young lady with flatulence

Woodpecker - might consider giving her a small kiss

Diverse - Welsh poetry

[Southcoastffc]

Prediction - before speaking

Champagne - what Pedro Neto and Bruno Fernandes often exhibit

Tumbling  -  belly button jewellery

[Southcoastffc]

Speculation re players and managers is not for me so:


Fantasise  -  as big as a fizzy drink

Precinct  -  before the Titanic went down

Hyperbole -  Extremely excited tormentor

[Fulham Tup North]

Lactose - a double foot amputee

Brownies - what you get from kneeling in mud

Inquest - searching for pubs

Kidnap - a sleeping child

Misfit - a good looking teacher

Ramsgate - a farming scandal

 

[WhiteJC]

Lavish - a bit like a toilet

Feckless - married

Lactic - a stopped clock

[WhiteJC]

Balderdash - rapidly receding hairline

Pokemon - Rastafarian proctologist

Castanet - to go fishing

[Southcoastffc]

Horticulture  -  posh gardening

Furnish  - a bit like fur

Syndrome  -  illicit airport

[Southcoastffc]

Abundance - Another name for a tea dance

Lighting - Caribbean bed

Supercilious - we're very daft

Tangent  -  male sunbather

[WhiteJC]

 
********* - what someone from Yorkshire says to Jack when he's not on time

Twerk - where someone from Yorkshire goes Mon-Fri 9-5pm

Propaganda - when someone from Yorkshire has a reet good look

[acji]

Minute - My small lizard

Or even amphibian

[Southcoastffc]

Parsnip:  Dad's tot of whisky

Vanish:  like a van

Comatose: what I have to do if I have hairy feet.

Concern : scam the European Organization for Nuclear Research (if you know you know)

[ron]

Ornithology; a collection of rude poems.

[Barrett487]

Kith - kiss with a lisp

Whimsicle  -  transport for dreamers

Windlass  -  farty girl

Endowed   -     pay your debts

Frankincense   - Frankinstein's brain

[Barrett487]

Parsnip:  Dad's tot of whisky
 

Or
Parsnip  -  Dad's vasectomy

[WhiteJC]

Philistine - what a German barmaid does

Pistachio - facial hair that smells of urine

[I Ronic]

Lymph - Walk with a lisp.