How many???

[Fernhurst]

......translators can we squeeze into our tiny dressing rooms???

Costa Rican
Dutch
Czechoslovakian
Italian
Norwegian
Hungarian
Swiss
French/Algerian
Belgian
Portuguese
Nigerian

Not to mention the fella that's does English to Yank/Aussie/ Welsh and finally SCOUSE.

[The Equalizer]

Roy Hodgson speaks all of those languages. As well as Klingon.

[TonyGilroy]

Roy Hodgson speaks all of those languages. As well as Klingon.

It helps that he has a forked tongue.

[ClarksOriginal]

Swiss and french shouldn't be a problem because the Swiss normally speak decent French don't they? Same with the Belgians I believe, and they normally speak great English along with the Dutch too.

:drums:

[The Equalizer]

Roy Hodgson speaks all of those languages. As well as Klingon.

It helps that he has a forked tongue.

Oooh! Scathing!

:handbags:

[Airfix]

Not sure but I suspect that Dickson probably has a smattering of English....

[The Equalizer]

Not sure but I suspect that Dickson probably has a smattering of English....

That could also be said of Barrington Hayles...

[FC Silver Fox]

Easy peasy. You just need Sipwell who speaks all of those languages, with a slice of Icelandic thrown in for good measure.  Of course, his English is a bit dodgy but you can't have everything.

[Bartender 14]

Belgian isn't a language. That's the problem there. They speak Flamish (a dialect of Dutch) or French. Dembele speaks Flamish.

......translators can we squeeze into our tiny dressing rooms???

Costa Rican
Dutch
Czechoslovakian
Italian
Norwegian
Hungarian
Swiss
French/Algerian
Belgian
Portuguese
Nigerian

Not to mention the fella that's does English to Yank/Aussie/ Welsh and finally SCOUSE.

[Airfix]

Belgian isn't a language. That's the problem there. They speak Flamish (a dialect of Dutch) or French. Dembele speaks Flamish.

Uh-oh.... TAKE COVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! 

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[ClarksOriginal]

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[sipwell]

I am honoured you consider Belgian to be a language. Very honoured actually. Unfortunately it is not. We speak Dutch, French and are forced in school to take on German and English. Oxford English that is, not that gobbledegook some of you speak (I am
looking at you TheEqualizer).

Belgian isn't a language. That's the problem there. They speak Flamish (a dialect of Dutch) or French. Dembele speaks Flamish.

I have to disagree here. The Dutch speak a dialect of Dutch, we speak the language correctly (as has been acknowledged by the Dutch (!) purists). I know it is complicated because a Dutchman is someone from Holland, but I blame their cosiness with transatlanticism and the fact that their King used to be yours as well (or how goes the story?)

[The Equalizer]

Oxford English that is, not that gobbledegook some of you speak (I am
looking at you TheEqualizer).

Nowt wrong with my lingo, innit chief?

[HatterDon]

at least 5 on that list aren't really languages

[The Equalizer]

at least 5 on that list aren't really languages

Well spotted!

Doesn't really matter though. All you have to do is speak English slowly and loudly and everyone can understand what you're saying.  :54:

[HatterDon]

at least 5 on that list aren't really languages

Well spotted!

Doesn't really matter though. All you have to do is speak English slowly and loudly and everyone can understand what you're saying.  :54:

especially if you're from Glasgow and wearing a wife-beater shirt.

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