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[Lighthouse]

Rupert has the X Factor Audition next Monday and Ms Berseker is auditioning for The Voice. I can do no more for you both.

Although should either manage to be successful I could manage to book you on Sunday Night at the London Parks and Gardens Show. Or failing that a guest spot on Juke Box Jury. I used to know somebody who worked on Come Dancing so we are a shoe in.

[Rupert]

Rupert has the X Factor Audition next Monday and Ms Berseker is auditioning for The Voice. I can do no more for you both.

Although should either manage to be successful I could manage to book you on Sunday Night at the London Parks and Gardens Show. Or failing that a guest spot on Juke Box Jury. I used to know somebody who worked on Come Dancing so we are a shoe in.

Right, so we are trying the old, "We won't vote him off because we can't believe he's that bad" novelty routine, are we? I like it. I must confess, I was starting to lose faith in your rather cavalier attitude to my career, giving Mrs B all the decent gigs, what's she got that I haven't, eh, eh?
But now I am happy again. And I apologise for setting light to your park bench as part of my protest, it was immature and petulant behaviour. The least I should have done was wake you up and warn you first so you could get clear.

[Lighthouse]

Nothing like the smell of bacon in the morning.

[A Humble Man]

Nothing like the smell of bacon in the morning.

Nothing like the smell of bacon at any time.

[McBridefan1]

I'm not an Agent, and I'm not a secret Agent or a Spy..............in fact I'm a Shepherd.........and if anyone asks if I'm a Shepherd's Spy........well... :dead horse:..... fp.gif

mmmmm... shepherd's spy... anyone else put peas in their spy? it adds a little je ne se quois.  :beer: especially with some newcastle brown ale... mmmm... think I'll go down to my local for lunch.

[Berserker]

I'm not an Agent, and I'm not a secret Agent or a Spy..............in fact I'm a Shepherd.........and if anyone asks if I'm a Shepherd's Spy........well... :dead horse:..... fp.gif

mmmmm... shepherd's spy... anyone else put peas in their spy? it adds a little je ne se quois.  :beer: especially with some newcastle brown ale... mmmm... think I'll go down to my local for lunch.

Definitely add peas, plus carrots and onions. Spies need to be able to see in the dark